Ty Murphy

And so he cuts that open and I'm not doing cigars very often.

Once a year, you know.

fantasy football drafts, weddings, that kind of thing, bachelor parties.

But the smell of it being outdoors, I'm like, man, that's a perfect way to celebrate.

I go, do you got another one of those?

I'll celebrate with you.

I made a birdie too, remember?

And I was like, I'll pay you for it.

He's like, nope.

He's like, this is my only one.

He goes, I normally carry more in here.

They're called my birdie stogies.

He's like, I just, I leave them in my golf bag and when I make a birdie, I pull one out.

But this was the last one I had.

And this one was probably old and dried up and no good anyways.

But

It smelled good.

So we go on and, um, you know, we go back to double bogey and making bad scores and I'm getting mad again with my golf game, but he's still happy as a clam because that cigars lasted him four more holes and he's still celebrating.

And I just remember a week later, I'm like, you know, why did we not think, or why were we not reminded to get cigars before we left out?

You know, like if somebody in that clubhouse would have said big sign cigars like they do alcohol.