Tyler Fischer

No, it doesn't matter.

The dating apps, that's when it all changed was when you had to put the height on there.

I remember.

I used to do Tinder in New York, and I would go on two dates a day.

had no problems yeah and then you had to put the height on and it was like i got no matches ever again really all these fucking sixes they think they're tens and they start picking the type of guy they want right you know it's the height thing's a real fucking problem right now how tall are you um gotta go i'm like five five five five four five five that's only four inches from the average height of what five nine

I'd rather be 4'2.

I'd rather be a midget because at least there'd be some women that just want to fuck midgets.

You know what I mean?

I'd rather that.

There's no 5'4 fetish.

No, no.

No, no.

Yeah, and I get kicked out of buildings for asking women out.

It's like, I'm just going to fucking marry a Chinese woman who doesn't speak English.

That's crazy, man.

Because you look 56.

No, you guys look young as shit.

That's crazy.

I remember, I think I Googled your age once.

I was like, holy shit.