Tyler Fischer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
This is my comedy masterclass.
Hold it like a man.
Goddamn daffodil.
in this six-week comedy course.
Say six weeks?
You think you can learn comedy in six fucking weeks?
Try 30 fucking years, all right?
You're being lonely, fucking broke, you got no girlfriend, you got nothing.
My freaking wife, you know, she dragged me into this crap.
Oh, Bill, yo, you need to start doing videos.
Oh, you need to expand your career.
You should stop yelling at kids in public.
I'm going to teach you how to pretty much get away with fucking anything.
Yeah.
I did that a long time ago.
You want to tell us about the cost of comedians?
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
But I kept submitting for SNL, so I needed a new impression.
I needed like five new ones every year.
And they would never even see me to audition.