Tyler McCauley
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192 appearances
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first heard Apr 2025
last heard Apr 2025
Tyler McCauley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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It could be. It could be finger, it could be penis, it could be tongue, it could be probably a dildo or like a butt plug.
I don't know. I'm not... I think it's interesting that you'd rather do it to yourself. I would rather not. Because if you think about, for example, a handjob, would you rather jerk off or get a handjob? I would rather get a handjob, for sure.
Also, to your point or to his point, he's I said, why twice? And he said the first time's never good. Like get like some sort of I'm so old.
It's never too late for butt stuff.
Are you fucking kidding?
I'm falling apart, man. I think that you should not play pickleball when you're 40. That's a sport for 22 or 80.
I'm not very athletic either, so I've been thinking about getting into golf. I think that's where people go. There's some walking involved, though. There's some serious walking. I know, but I've never been injured walking.
I think golf is good because you do get physically you feel like you worked out unless you drank 15 beers.
happens but you know you get to be outside with your friends kind of hit some balls talk shop talk about the stock market a little bit you know and get some physical activity and it's nice that sounds good yeah I don't know I haven't done it yet like this is like theoretically something that I'm gonna do soon
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But everything that I've ever done that's been gay has actually been awesome. Huh. Like every time that I, like skinny jeans.
It was considered gay, Jason. It was metrosexual.
They were like, oh, dude, that look is metrosexual. I don't like it.
Oh, look at this. A metrosexual, the definition of metrosexual, according to Oxford, is a man who lives in an urban area, enjoys shopping, fashion, and similar interests traditionally associated with women or gay men.
That's what I'm saying.
That is so fucking funny to me.
Wait, Google Trends only goes until... Oh, wow. Searches for metrosexuals peaked in 2010. Hmm. Google searches. Makes sense.
That was kind of the peak of the metrosexual.
No, no, no. And do you know what the portmanteau? It's a portmanteau of metro and heterosexual.
Metropolitan.
No, yeah, that's so cool. Fuck it. I might go as metrosexual these days.
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