Vaughan
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So a boxer, take the duck.
Oh, okay.
They say the weight alone favours the horses, 100 horses.
Plus a duck nip scaled up 500 times would be very intimidating.
And the duck can follow you on land, sky and water.
So she's going all the little horses.
Okay, we've heard from a self-defence instructor.
I love this.
You would likely end up very much dead or with a major concussion either way, but would kick away the tiny horses like the end of a zombie apocalypse movie.
Yeah, you'd just get a bat.
Against the horse-sized duck, the self-defense instructor would say go for the eyes, but it's got those eyes on the side of the head, so don't go like you would for the human, like boom, like a fork.
You've got to go boop.
You've got to go around the sides.
Okay.
But they were like, they just feel like those major wings flapping at you.
A horse-sized duck.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
Duck rescue.
Charges at her.
This is a duck-sized duck.