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Did you think of Flamingo?
You'd be towering above everyone.
Oh, well, I was thinking of giraffe.
Well, you could go with a cheetah.
Imagine how quick you wouldn't need to get the bus to dart anywhere.
You could just like fly around like a zebra because then you'd have the strongest kick in the world.
Oh, they're the fastest.
Are they the strongest?
Strongest giraffe.
Imagine how tall up you'd be.
Well, you're kind of like semi giraffe, aren't you?
You could get that hair dye that you spray in, you know, that you used to get and put in your hair when you wanted to be a witch at Halloween.
Yeah, but you don't know if that would do damage to it.
Everyone loses their colour.
Post-mortem, post-humus.
So, I don't know, depending, if you're a giraffe, you can tear over everyone and make them feel small.
If you're a cheetah, you can leg it absolutely everywhere.
I don't know why you want to be a zebra kicking the shit out of everyone.