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And here comes Alice, and she's wearing a Kim Kardashian thong with faux hair.

It kind of does, doesn't it?

Yeah, but you're an actor.

It wouldn't bother me at all.

Oh, it would bother me.

Yeah, I wouldn't care at all.

If Susan was like an actor or something and she did community theater, she had to do a bed scene with some local yokel, I wouldn't care.

Yeah.

This was conjecture.

Imagination.

Yeah, not a real thing.

All right.

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Remember, like, it was a couple of years ago, there was a couple of good...

morning america host that got fired because they were rumored to be canoodling and they're like no we're not a couple we're not canoodling but they fired them guess what they are now engaged to get married we are sharing with all of you that we are engaged and we've been engaged for just about a month now

I think everybody's happier after the divorce.

Very interesting.

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