Wade Barnes

Why are we buying things?

What are we doing with them?

I'm sure I will forget and you guys will remind me next time.

We'll just do it all.

You just show up.

It's fine.

It's fine.

And if you guys end up spending the money, I'll just send you the money that I don't have to have things in my house.

We'll just take it out of your cup before it goes your way.

It'll be fine.

That's even easier.

I'll just pay you.

this isn't a constitution episode it says somehow it's an edited of wade saying i do that video where uh the guy's like breaking into someone's house and they're like i'm gonna find him and the person's like hiding in the closet and they go red robin in the closet here like ha gotcha it'd be like that but you guys be like are you ready kids i'll go i i can fuck

we got turned away so it's like you can't do this what do you mean we can't do this i just picture this really tiny post office one guy working behind the counter and you walk in you're like i have a 5 000 boxes i need shipped like okay sure and they look outside you have like four semi trucks just side by side with all the bags open you're like the guy just pulls the window down it's like we are closed for the day you have no idea man you have no idea you have no idea

Well, Mark's currently writing a new book.

It's called All Work and No GoPro Makes Mark a Sad Boy.

Oh, my quality will be below average.

Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode.

Weaving Wade goes Mickey, advocates xenomorphs, then challenges the chaps to raucous relays.

Morgan Marks smells Wade.