How To ABCs
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Weaving Wade goes Mickey, advocates xenomorphs, then challenges the chaps to raucous relays. Morgan Marks smells Wade. hits the red rug, fears Glambot, gets the judicial call, ejaculates and F-bombs, beat down Bob, jerks off sea nanners, finds fabulous farts, fibs about his globes, stops orgasms and masturbates. From psychopsovision to break room potentates, Yes! It's time for How to ABCs.
How does the host explain the game format?
Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm the host because the wheel chose me. And let's be honest, that's the only reason any of us ever really win is if the wheel chooses us. If you've never been here before, this is the show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points. Whoever has the most gets to host the next episode. And as always, my two co-hosts, Mark and Bob, are here. Hello. Hello. Hi. How y'all doing? Good. I'm good. Pretty good. Pretty good.
What humorous anecdotes are shared about past experiences?
How are you, host? Oh, I'm doing okay. One half of my eyes work right now and it's great. Wait, is your good eye or your bad eye the one that's working? Do you have that or is that just a me thing? My left eye is more dominant and my left eye is okay. But whenever one eye is not okay, it really screws with you. But probably worse if it was my left eye that was blurry, yeah. Yeah, you're fine. You're fine. Shut up. Okay. Don't shut up. Oh, you know, I should have taken away a point, but I'm not ready on the points pads yet. So you're lucky.
How do the hosts interact during the quiz?
You're lucky. That was a test, and you failed. Oh, man. Just wait until I get this pen in my hand. I'm going to remember these things.
I know. You probably won't be able to read it anyway. I'm not that scared.
Yeah, you're a jerk. Come on, guys. I've almost got... No, I wasn't saying he was a jerk. I was saying he's an idiot. Guys, please. Save it for the episode. Wait, this is the episode.
What are the strategies for winning the alphabet game?
I can smell you through the internet. I can smell you. Morgan Freeman, is that you? no but that's what it was supposed to be isn't that a c nanners video oh right it's like gassy mexican and c that and he's like okay they're playing prop on and he's like can you hunt me as morgan freeman and he's just like i can smell you i think you're right video's probably 12 years old now Oh, I think it's older than that. I got bad news. Points are ready to be going down. Bob, I forget all the mean things you said, so you do get a point for that reference. Yeah, I'm such a nice guy. I earned a point accidentally during my insult session. You are the nice one. I'm like the inverse Grinch. The cinch? What's the opposite of G?
Is there an opposite of a letter?
How do the hosts handle challenges during the game?
Shnerg. Oh, we're playing that game, are we? No.
Well, you can right now.
You can play whatever game you want, but no, that's not my game. Everybody loved that game, if I recall. It was fun. I enjoyed it. Didn't you guys yell at each other because you were doing it in different ways and then getting mad? Sure, but I still had fun. Especially since I knew I was doing it right. And Mark did too, I'm inferring from his noises. Oh, I'm the host. I'm going to move us on. I was like, what now?
What insights are shared about the Oscars and Golden Globes?
What happens next, guys? We usually and will continue to start with small talk. So I guess anything new, anything good? I got a few fun things. I'm going to the Oscars. Really? Not because I'm going to win anything or I've been nominated, but I've been invited to the Oscars. I've never been invited. They have my address, right? Because I haven't seen anything yet.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:14
2
How does the host explain the game format?
1:14–1:49
3
What humorous anecdotes are shared about past experiences?
1:49–2:14
4
How do the hosts interact during the quiz?
2:14–2:32
5
What are the strategies for winning the alphabet game?
2:32–3:18
6
How do the hosts handle challenges during the game?
3:18–3:45
7
What insights are shared about the Oscars and Golden Globes?
3:45–4:33
8
How does the episode conclude with reflections on the game?
4:33–50:31