Wade Barnes

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482 appearances 4 recordings 1 series first heard Feb 2025 last heard 8 Jun

Wade Barnes’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 1.

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Oh, no.
Jesus.
If I have a superpower, it's that I can't remember much.
Oh, thank God.
I thought it was today.
What were we saying?
Yeah, we're not sponsored.
We'll crouch down so we can get trickled on.
Because you're short.
Minus one.
Shit, I forgot you were hosting.
Because you're average.
Because Wade's a mean.
I'm the nice one anyway.
Let me get him his little stepping stool so he can get to my level.
Mark, it's a really tall, above average stepping stool.
Everybody out there, we're taking a quick ad break here to let you all know that 55-gallon drum bags of lube are on sale.
You can buy them right now at markiplier.com slash lube.
Hey Alexa, buy a 55 gallon drum of lube.
Hey Siri, buy a 55 gallon drum of lube.
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