Wade
speaker
9,082 appearances
28 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2025
last heard 1 Jun
Wade’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Dentist.
You like the idea of all your teeth falling out?
No, you don't.
You don't have to answer that.
Nobody likes that.
That's a nightmare that I'm pretty sure everyone takes turns having across the entire world.
Probably throughout the universe.
You know how you avoid having your teeth fall out?
Go to the dentist.
Yeah, they're gonna scrape the shit out of your teeth.
Yeah, your gums are gonna bleed.
Yeah, it's gonna feel like there's a bunch of knives on your teeth and your gums and your tongue.
It's gonna be fucking miserable.
But it's that or all your teeth fall out in real life like your nightmare is coming true.
So... The choice seems obvious to me.
beautiful wonderful experience that sounds pretty good damn that does sound good bob yep all right thanks man no i got this i got this i had a night i was going down a rabbit hole but i don't need it i think dentists are misunderstood yeah is it creepy that some person wants to stare into my mouth for 90 minutes twice a year probably a little bit is it creepy if they make little happy sounds while they're doing it or try and make conversation while i'm clearly unable to speak
That's kind of weird.
But they're the happiest people I think you'll ever interact with.
I've never met a dentist who was a dick.
You know why?
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