Wade

Uh-huh.

It's not so bald.

You open it up, packet of hair stapled inside.

Like, you can have it as a keepsake.

So it's like, and it can pop out at you too.

Be like, here.

It's on like a spring.

You open it and the hair is just like boing, boing.

Exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then it's got a sound bite in there, but it's that guy from SpongeBob going, bite!

you don't even have to go bald in a midlife crisis you can just be bald the crisis is not because of the bald but that is I feel like a lot of people will like get hair transplants because they're having a midlife crisis and they're like I can't be bald I can't stay like this I don't think you have to do that I think some people look really good with a fully shaved head

yeah so I had a different idea so you remember like the old Captain America so you're having a midlife crisis sure so it doesn't have Captain America but it says so you're having a midlife crisis and it shows like I don't know a middle-aged guy maybe full head of hair but graying or bald

And then like, I don't know, like a strapping model in the front seat of like a Corvette convertible going down like a nice gold paved road.

And then you open it up and the Corvettes crashed it on fire and there's bodies on the ground.

It just says expectations versus reality.

You're going to die.

Is that a threat or?

It's just those expectations versus reality.

It just has, that gives a threatening aura to me.