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Wade

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
879 total appearances

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Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

tales all right well you know what at least i beat the listeners wade you have a choice here and i made this one specially for you it's worth double points two whole big points i think i'm down by eight so this is where my comeback begins yeah okay would you rather have hair

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

It's hard to imagine what it would even feel like to shave yourself bald every morning.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

Yeah, that's weird enough.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

That sounds like a lot of effort.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

However, coming from the once-having-hair club, I know how annoying having hair can be, and watching Molly try to brush her hair, wash her hair, and all that.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

Having hair that long and that much of it, if you want to dye that hair, if you want to brush it, put it up into a certain... That is going to be so much more work than... Bzzz.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

keep me bald and happy baby i like that i like that he's picking shave bald every morning you're gonna look i do agree like uh kind of in a way having that long hair might be inconvenient but also you know luscious locks you could wear them in a certain style but bob what's your answer

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

I wish I actually did have hair that long because that's the kind of quality that when a person has it, it becomes their entire life and you don't have to do anything else.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

And we live in a world where if that was my, if that was my curse, I would make, I would make that my personality.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

I would make that my job.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

I would be like an hair influencer or whatever.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

Like, yeah, it would be a lot of work, but that would, that would subsume everything about my life.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

And I wouldn't have to have any other aspects to my personality.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

That would just be who I was, what I did all the time.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

And I could get help with it.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

You know, I'm a hairstylist, hairdresser, whatever.

Distractible
Best of Bald (Compilation)

I'm not saying that I know for sure what that would be like, but I would be okay having the hair and making that.