Walter Kirn

And the problem with Michelle Obama is that she has no natural constituency, but You know, where's Barack? He made her famous and now she's turning on him. She's obviously on some really long runway to divorce or a breakup. Maybe maybe their fortune is such that they can't get divorced in the way you and I can by just walking out the door and saying, hey, buddy.

But they don't you know, she doesn't have to soften us up forever. If she wants to go spread her wings, just do it, you know.

But they don't you know, she doesn't have to soften us up forever. If she wants to go spread her wings, just do it, you know.

But they don't you know, she doesn't have to soften us up forever. If she wants to go spread her wings, just do it, you know.

Misery loves company, Megan. And if you've ever been in a small town when somebody gets divorced, you know, if a woman initiates a divorce, she wants all her friends to get divorced too, you know? And then the minute she is, she's telling everybody how great it is and what a good time it is. And now she's got all this time on her hands.

Misery loves company, Megan. And if you've ever been in a small town when somebody gets divorced, you know, if a woman initiates a divorce, she wants all her friends to get divorced too, you know? And then the minute she is, she's telling everybody how great it is and what a good time it is. And now she's got all this time on her hands.

Misery loves company, Megan. And if you've ever been in a small town when somebody gets divorced, you know, if a woman initiates a divorce, she wants all her friends to get divorced too, you know? And then the minute she is, she's telling everybody how great it is and what a good time it is. And now she's got all this time on her hands.

Listen, Michelle, if you don't believe in women attaching themselves to powerful men, then why did you attach yourself to one of the most ambitious Chicago politicians with national ambitions ever? I mean, we would not know your name, I'm sorry, if it were not for the fact that you married Barack. And now you want to become the spokesmodel for doing it your own way without a man?

Listen, Michelle, if you don't believe in women attaching themselves to powerful men, then why did you attach yourself to one of the most ambitious Chicago politicians with national ambitions ever? I mean, we would not know your name, I'm sorry, if it were not for the fact that you married Barack. And now you want to become the spokesmodel for doing it your own way without a man?

Listen, Michelle, if you don't believe in women attaching themselves to powerful men, then why did you attach yourself to one of the most ambitious Chicago politicians with national ambitions ever? I mean, we would not know your name, I'm sorry, if it were not for the fact that you married Barack. And now you want to become the spokesmodel for doing it your own way without a man?

It's so true, Victor.

It's so true, Victor.

It's so true, Victor.

You know, I can't believe that as recently as last fall, people were hoping for the coming of the Democratic presidential messiah, Michelle. Oh, they're going to sweep her in at the last minute at the convention, you know, over and over as though she was going to come down like the second coming and rescue everybody.

You know, I can't believe that as recently as last fall, people were hoping for the coming of the Democratic presidential messiah, Michelle. Oh, they're going to sweep her in at the last minute at the convention, you know, over and over as though she was going to come down like the second coming and rescue everybody.

You know, I can't believe that as recently as last fall, people were hoping for the coming of the Democratic presidential messiah, Michelle. Oh, they're going to sweep her in at the last minute at the convention, you know, over and over as though she was going to come down like the second coming and rescue everybody.

Well, I think we know why that is, because the more you see of her, especially in these kind of public settings and doing her thing and you know, trying her different masks on. She's not a very persuasive or compelling person.

Well, I think we know why that is, because the more you see of her, especially in these kind of public settings and doing her thing and you know, trying her different masks on. She's not a very persuasive or compelling person.

Well, I think we know why that is, because the more you see of her, especially in these kind of public settings and doing her thing and you know, trying her different masks on. She's not a very persuasive or compelling person.

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