Walter Kirn

You're about to Cannes revamp.

You're about to Cannes revamp.

Well, let's hope it's her vag. And number two, let's hope it's her.

Well, let's hope it's her vag. And number two, let's hope it's her.

Well, let's hope it's her vag. And number two, let's hope it's her.

Well, yeah, I'm sorry for the interruption. I get one-on-one time with Megyn Kelly in front of the country, and then the damn internet goes out. Terrible luck. Halle Berry, she looks terrible. She's trying to prove she's sexy and not a robot. That means she is. That means she's very anxious about her appeal. I stood in line with her once at a seafood joint in Malibu.

Well, yeah, I'm sorry for the interruption. I get one-on-one time with Megyn Kelly in front of the country, and then the damn internet goes out. Terrible luck. Halle Berry, she looks terrible. She's trying to prove she's sexy and not a robot. That means she is. That means she's very anxious about her appeal. I stood in line with her once at a seafood joint in Malibu.

Well, yeah, I'm sorry for the interruption. I get one-on-one time with Megyn Kelly in front of the country, and then the damn internet goes out. Terrible luck. Halle Berry, she looks terrible. She's trying to prove she's sexy and not a robot. That means she is. That means she's very anxious about her appeal. I stood in line with her once at a seafood joint in Malibu.

She was a beautiful, flawless woman, very, just absolutely radiant. She looked terrible there. The guy who participated in that should be ashamed of himself. I mean, what an exploitative thing to do. It reminded me of like Star 80, one of those movies about, you know, a model who goes downhill because a boyfriend wants to get famous. What an awful way to get his mug shown around the world.

She was a beautiful, flawless woman, very, just absolutely radiant. She looked terrible there. The guy who participated in that should be ashamed of himself. I mean, what an exploitative thing to do. It reminded me of like Star 80, one of those movies about, you know, a model who goes downhill because a boyfriend wants to get famous. What an awful way to get his mug shown around the world.

She was a beautiful, flawless woman, very, just absolutely radiant. She looked terrible there. The guy who participated in that should be ashamed of himself. I mean, what an exploitative thing to do. It reminded me of like Star 80, one of those movies about, you know, a model who goes downhill because a boyfriend wants to get famous. What an awful way to get his mug shown around the world.

That was sad. It was... I'm sorry she's so anxious about her sex appeal. She's one of the most beautiful women in the world. If she's not good in bed, that doesn't matter. A woman doesn't have to be good in bed. She just has to be beautiful, lie there, and available with nice lighting and say you're good in bed. The secret of a woman being good in bed is to tell the guy he is.

That was sad. It was... I'm sorry she's so anxious about her sex appeal. She's one of the most beautiful women in the world. If she's not good in bed, that doesn't matter. A woman doesn't have to be good in bed. She just has to be beautiful, lie there, and available with nice lighting and say you're good in bed. The secret of a woman being good in bed is to tell the guy he is.

That was sad. It was... I'm sorry she's so anxious about her sex appeal. She's one of the most beautiful women in the world. If she's not good in bed, that doesn't matter. A woman doesn't have to be good in bed. She just has to be beautiful, lie there, and available with nice lighting and say you're good in bed. The secret of a woman being good in bed is to tell the guy he is.

No guy has ever complained that some beautiful woman just – radiated her sex appeal and what she's supposed to do, climb around, swing from the ceiling. That's his job.

No guy has ever complained that some beautiful woman just – radiated her sex appeal and what she's supposed to do, climb around, swing from the ceiling. That's his job.

No guy has ever complained that some beautiful woman just – radiated her sex appeal and what she's supposed to do, climb around, swing from the ceiling. That's his job.

Right. And just say, I've never seen a man like you before. And you're the best in bed we've ever had.

Right. And just say, I've never seen a man like you before. And you're the best in bed we've ever had.

Right. And just say, I've never seen a man like you before. And you're the best in bed we've ever had.