Wendigoon

Come on, man.

You know what I mean?

Like, what the fuck?

What kind of response is that?

What do you do with your time?

Well, sorry.

I guess I should be at the mine right now working, shouldn't I?

To a kid who's like, hey, can I show you Banjo-Kazooie?

What do you do with your time?

It's such a fucking hot take.

What do you do with your time?

The only game that my dad ever responded to when I was younger...

was uh he was like one of those gay guys that liked harleys and shit and like loud bikes and stuff and i was playing uh i was playing road rash and he was like that bike is nice this is like playstation one yeah graphics he was like fucking nice bike i'm like whipping a guy with a chain as we're racing down this road he's like let's fucking kill our bike

Insane that Peyton's mental clarity was that sharp at that age.

Hey, if you guys are only going to talk about creepypastas, I don't think I should hang out with you anymore.

You know what I mean?

We got to tell that to some of our fans, dude.

The way they talk in the subreddit and shit.

I know.

Trust me.