Wendigoon

You're hearing this from a guy who it is his job.

You know what I mean?

I love the idea of Peyton just being like, hey, so if you guys are just going to be talking about Slender Man again for 12 hours, I don't really want to hang out.

Because if it was me, I'd just be like, well, I guess this is as good as it gets.

This is the high rope right here.

I guess this is, I guess this is pretty much my friends forever now.

So you're saying when you're saying playing this, you're just talking about these are online.

Okay.

Dude, a fucking...

a young, no haired Isaiah, pulling out a gen one iPad.

I like to think that you're wearing the size of shirt and like the crucifix is just as big as your body around your neck.

And you guys are like, you want to hear a scary story?

lips fat as shit flapping around you're like god damn dude get here's a towel wipe your lips you're like i'm sorry i just get excited for these stories i just remember that i just remember playing it and then someone being like one of the girls being like so is this like scary and i'm like yeah the picture's really scary when you think about the story with the picture it's really creepy

You know what, though?

I'll give you this.

I'll give your younger self this.

At least for the times you showed your dad and around friends, at least it was the reading.

How many people do you think dry read this shit to people?

Probably so many.

That's rough.