Will Sasso

Old people like to rhyme.

Old people like to rhyme.

So there you go.

Number one and number two.

Number two, she can put her own penis into her vagina.

So I think we all need to listen to this woman.

The thing about her is that she's the closest to death.

So I feel like that's... Oh, I don't know.

That's true.

Allison's in the lead.

Of course she is.

Four years ago this week, BP's Deepwater Horizon drill platform exploded.

I personally hoped that we as a nation would quickly learn from this tragedy and move swiftly to prevent a repeat disaster on our most vulnerable coastal environments.

So it boggles the mind that Shell Oil is still determined to drill in one of the most fragile and remote ecosystems on Earth, the Arctic Ocean, the last bastion of America's polar bears, endangered bowhead whales, and other rare wildlife.

For native Alaskans who live along the coast, this ocean has been the source of their food security and the way of life

Since time immemorial.

Sarah Palin.

I know who this is.

Without even saying it, I know who it is.

It was the Mad About You Baby.