Will Sasso
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Podcast Appearances
Do you hunt?
No, I don't, but I know a lot of people that do, and they're always trying to offer you some kind of jerky, and you usually don't want it.
Yeah, because that could be anything, right?
Pretty much.
But here's the whole thing.
Like, whenever someone goes, oh, yeah, you know, this buffalo burger, this rattlesnake, or this alligator, it tastes, you know, tastes just like beef.
Really just tastes like beef.
I always say this.
Are we out of fucking cows?
How about someone give me a fucking cow?
Last I checked, we had plenty of cows.
Like, I understand if we're out of cows.
Like, I understand when the guys order the pocket pussy or the fleshlight or whatever because, okay, they can't be with a woman.
So they go ahead and get something else to fuck.
But I can go down to In-N-Out.
Can I not?
And for $1.49, get myself a real piece of cow?
Do you hump a hammer?