William Montgomery

Supposed to be pals, man.

Literally, never let me open for him on the road.

I was starving.

Starving, my first views.

Literally sleeping in my car behind the comedy store.

He's like, dude, wake up.

time to get up bro you can't be sleeping too late i'm like paulie it's 8 a.m please i went to bed at five let me sleep i love how he of all you've had a hundred people on the show he only called out rob schneider and carrot top it's true that's who he thinks are the least talented ones you've had yeah yeah he's like i'm better than those dipshits yeah

I love it.

It's like going up to Tarantino and being like, dude, why'd you go with Travolta in Pulp Fiction, dude?

He was just dancing at the time, dude.

You need a real star.

I was in Biodomes.

Inglourious bastards, babe, huh?

Who's this Chris Waltz guy?

What's the deal, brah?

We have nothing but momentum.

It's insanity.

Before we get to another golden ticket winner, let's knock out one more bucket pool here.

Ladies and gentlemen, this looks like a new name.

Make some noise for Trinity Altemeier, everybody.