William Montgomery

Hell yeah.

What happened with Ari Matty?

Why can't he do this?

Ari decided to go through his own weird lawyer that he found online, and so it's taking a long time.

You know the president!

I know.

He refuses help from everybody and anybody.

Literally, we're friends with... Do you have any connections with the government?

Yeah, I know the one in charge.

It's the most bizarre thing.

We're friends with the entire administration and literally he has to give them his case number and Ari refuses based on his own weird Estonian principle.

I swear to God this is true for us to help him.

But what's exciting is that much like you coming out and surprising us, his plan is to surprise us with the citizenship that hopefully fucking happens.

Because if it doesn't happen soon, they're literally going to ship him back to Estonia.

He's going to be one of the most famous deported people ever.

You're going to announce his name and someone with a baba club is going to come out and say, he's not coming.

So, uh, I'm gonna go back to stereotypes of Turkish people.

What are they known for over there?

Really?

Is this true?