William Montgomery
speaker
24,603 appearances
73 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2023
last heard 16 Jun
William Montgomery’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Ah, no, now it's not feeling good.
Sometimes those drums can sober your little boner up.
I know, and also, Tony, before I answer your question, I was in San Diego this past weekend, and I was doo-dooing in the... I was doo-dooing, and I get up, and I'm holding my cell phone, and it falls out of my hands, and I think,
Oh, my God, it's about to fall and all this shit.
And I block it out of the way, and it ricochets off the side of the wall, and it goes right into my shit, Tony.
It was horrible.
And I had to go on stage 30 minutes before that.
I mean, it was horrible.
Okay, let's go one step at a time here, so...
At the point in which you look down and your phone's in the shit, do you immediately grab it with your bare hand?
Do you grab paper towels?
What exactly is the William Montgomery approach?
I immediately grab it with my right hand.
There's literally shit on the phone.
Wow.
It was horrible.
It's like the 10-second rule, kind of.
Thank you, Red Band.
I don't know why I looked at you.
Yeah, I actually really, I agree with Red Band on that one, Tony.
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