William Montgomery
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I'm gonna give you the best 40 seconds of your life, you motherfucking white bitch.
Seems like a short kid, young kid.
Yeah, you're doing it.
What made you come to Austin, Texas?
Well, you've been doing it one year.
You're 21 years old.
You're fucking chasing your dreams.
Most people go their whole lives not doing something like this.
And I mean, Mr. Ziegler takes a break every time he gets into an argument with a girl.
So congratulations.
So here's a medium joke book.
You can take that back to Knoxville.
Throw it at a college girl's face or something for three bucks.
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