William Montgomery
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Yeah, you're safe for now.
I used to go by Joe, J-O-E.
But like most things with transition, you just cut off the parts you don't like.
Speaking of guns, I actually do love guns.
You know, us trannies are always packing something.
And it's hard to conceal carry a Glock when you're hiding a cock.
Yeah, and I love my guns so much.
You know, I really only came out of the closet to make room for more guns.
And because I'm on hormones, people ask me, they say, is it safe for you to be around so many guns?
And the hormones make me emotional sometimes, like a woman on her period.
But not unstable, like not so unstable I'd shoot up a Catholic school.
Oh, a little dark for the mothership.
I asked a priest about that joke and he said, finish blowing me first.
He didn't say that, I transitioned, I'm not a boy anymore.
My name's Joe, thank you.
Joe Ellis, everybody.
The second most masculine female we've had on stage tonight in a stunning turn of events.
Absolutely incredible.