William Montgomery

I'm really hoping that this is true.

This entire show is improvised, and obviously all my friends and amazing, the best comedians in the world know that they can always pop in, pop out, goof around, this and that, any time.

And I've gotten word that one of our friends that has been on a global vacation for what I believe in my head is six months or something like that, traveling the fucking world, is here.

He is one of the great comedians in the show's history, one of the great disruptors, one of the real troublemakers.

Ladies and gentlemen, if it's real, and I hope it is, I hope it's not a prank, make some fucking noise for Ari Shaffir, everybody.

Ladies and gentlemen, make some fucking noise for Ari Shaffir.

Wow.

It's that thing.

It's the microphone.

I know it's been a while.

Ari fucking Shafir is back in America.

What a fucking amazing surprise this is.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

This is fucking awesome.

Welcome back.

Thanks.

I love that you didn't warn any of us.

I love that you didn't tell us.

You're always full of fucking surprises.