William Montgomery

speaker
24,603 appearances 73 recordings 2 series first heard Dec 2023 last heard 16 Jun

William Montgomery’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 26 in all, peaking in Feb 2026 with 5.

Appearances

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He grew a fucking pussy, this motherfucker.
I made him self-generate a pussy.
I tell you what, this ain't no Little Caesar.
You're about to get the double-double, bitch.
The 12-inch with motherfucking pepperoni.
Yeah.
I'm gonna give you the best 40 seconds of your life, you motherfucking white bitch.
All right.
Seems like a short kid, young kid.
Yeah, you're doing it.
What made you come to Austin, Texas?
Well, you've been doing it one year.
You're 21 years old.
You're fucking chasing your dreams.
Good for you.
Most people go their whole lives not doing something like this.
And I mean, Mr. Ziegler takes a break every time he gets into an argument with a girl.
So congratulations.
The set was okay.
So here's a medium joke book.
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