Wygor

Yeah, Bone to Pick.

Yeah, that guy.

What if I told you we know a very Italian mushroom guy with a huge mustache?

Does that sound hot to you at all?

What if he was going to kidnap you?

Oh, I'm sure my dear Shrieg will be here any minute soon.

Wasn't he like a weird Italian mushroom guy with a big mustache?

Oh, what does that guy look like?

Yeah, so what if someone who looked just like you, but without a dress, came in to kidnap you against your will, how would you feel about that?

Yeah, he jumped in a dumpster or something.

But the question at hand is,

If we're going to distract, what's his name?

Bone to Pick.

Bone to Pick, if we're going to distract Bone to Pick.

Yeah, it's much better.

If we're going to distract him so that Shriek can come to your rescue, what kind of weaknesses does Satanhearted Bone to Pick have?

Whoa.

I think it's too late for that.

I mean, honestly, the skin might be a little tender and compromised now, but we can always give it a shot.

We could glue his balls to his butthole.