Zach Bauer

If you went up to a girl that you met on the street and say, hey, so where are we going?

Ack, ack, where are we going?

And I was like, no, that's absolutely garbage.

Because the fact of the matter is, is you're going up to her expecting that this girl is going to see you.

And like I said before, just want to jump on your dick.

It's like, oh.

Like, you know what?

Actually, like, yeah, I do want to meet you.

Here's my number.

I'm free on Monday, and I like roses.

You know, I mean, it doesn't happen.

And the fact of the matter is, is that by using statements, right, you are controlling the interaction.

You're not asking her for anything.

You're not asking her, oh, take some responsibility and help me get some sort of interaction going here.

What?

You're prepared.

Thanks, Zach.

You two are having, because you have these statements that are fun to yourself, these statements that amuse yourself, and that show that you're there.

To have a good time, right?

And because you're talking to this girl and she's already been focused on you, she's already looking you in the eye, she's already listening to what you're saying, she's going to be trying to piece together why the hell you're saying these things in the first place.