The Magical Land of PUAmore!
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
What do you love? Donuts. Again, what was your first love? Donuts. More emotional. What makes your heart skip?
What insights do the hosts share about the Thousand Pound Sisters?
Donuts.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
The fact of the matter is my hemp bracelet has magical powers. It smells like feet and it has magical powers. I bought this in Panama City, bro. The land of Bois. The magical kingdom of Bois. That's right.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Tammy to my Slayton, Kristen Joy. Only best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Speaking of Tammy Slayton, her sister, Amy Slayton. Okay. We've talked about this before, the Thousand Pound Sisters, which is a television show on TLC that is now on season six, seven, eight, nine. Who fucking knows? Anyway, they're two really obese sisters. And the very first shot of the very first show, they're like sitting with a table of all kinds of junk foods. And they have these big two-liter Diet Cokes in front of them.
And they're drinking them straight out of the liter. And they're explaining that when they were children, their mom told them that Diet Coke had negative calories. So if they just drank enough Diet Coke, they could take away all the calories that they were getting from the junk food. I mean, it was a perfect setup for the rest of the show. Now the show is taking lots of twists and turns. It's dramatic at times. And one of them almost died from COVID. And they've both had some kind of weight loss or weight reduction. Here's why I'm talking about this. Not because I want you to watch the show. The show has become terrible. But what I would like to say is that over the weekend, at least as we're recording this, over those maybe two weekends ago, one of the sisters was at a petting zoo in Tennessee.
Like one of those ones where you drive through the drive through safari. The kind that I've been the kind where I told you that a giraffe literally took my serious radio out of my car with his tongue. She got bit by a camel. She was like had a camel went into the car bitter. This is what she says. Now, the zoo denies this. The zoo says there's no proof that the camel bit anybody. But OK, so the camel bites her. OK, pretty nasty wound on her hand that I saw pictures of.
Those camel bites can hurt.
Listen, camel bites and camel lights, both of those things will get you eventually. And anytime you have a wild animal like that bite you, you've got to worry about a lot of different stuff. But the bite did look nasty. I knew camel had teeth, but I didn't know that they were like... I guess any animal that you get bitten by could be dangerous. So while waiting for the police to show up, she calls the police and the paramedics. I've been bitten by a camel. I've been bitten by a camel. While waiting for the police to show up, this girl, Amy, decides to go into the car with her two children and her new boyfriend. She's duly divorced and her new redneck ass boyfriend. And what do they decide to do? they decide to eat mushrooms and smoke weed waiting for the police to show up when the police get there.
They smell the weed, they uncover the mushrooms, and they then take her to the hospital and then jail because she's endangering the children and she's got, like, you know, Schedule 1 and Schedule 4 drugs on her. I mean, how dumb do you have to be to call the police basically on yourself? Now... Granted, maybe they were already fucked up long before the police got there and this was just a continuation of the party.
Maybe there was no camel.
That was a thought, too, is maybe there was no camel biting you. Maybe you, like, rolled the window up on your own hand or something. You know what I'm saying? But you have to be a real fucking thick person to call the police and then smoke weed waiting for them to show up in a state where it is clearly not legal to be smoking weed.
That's crazy.
Speaking... Go ahead.
You wonder... No, I'm just saying, what?
Yeah.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:08
2
What insights do the hosts share about the Thousand Pound Sisters?
0:08–6:55
3
What bizarre incident involving a camel bite is discussed?
6:55–14:00
4
How have Oregon's drug laws evolved recently?
14:00–28:30
5
What unconventional dating techniques does Zach Bauer promote?
28:30–56:19
6
What is the significance of 'statement roulette' in dating?
56:19–1:03:57