Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
What do you love? Donuts. Again, what was your first love? Donuts. More emotional. What makes your heart skip?
Chapter 2: What insights do the hosts share about the Thousand Pound Sisters?
Donuts.
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
The fact of the matter is my hemp bracelet has magical powers. It smells like feet and it has magical powers. I bought this in Panama City, bro. The land of Bois. The magical kingdom of Bois. That's right.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Tammy to my Slayton, Kristen Joy. Only best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Speaking of Tammy Slayton, her sister, Amy Slayton. Okay.
We've talked about this before, the Thousand Pound Sisters, which is a television show on TLC that is now on season six, seven, eight, nine. Who fucking knows? Anyway, they're two really obese sisters. And the very first shot of the very first show, they're like sitting with a table of all kinds of junk foods. And they have these big two-liter Diet Cokes in front of them.
And they're drinking them straight out of the liter. And they're explaining that when they were children, their mom told them that Diet Coke had negative calories. So if they just drank enough Diet Coke, they could take away all the calories that they were getting from the junk food. I mean, it was a perfect setup for the rest of the show. Now the show is taking lots of twists and turns.
It's dramatic at times. And one of them almost died from COVID. And they've both had some kind of weight loss or weight reduction. Here's why I'm talking about this. Not because I want you to watch the show. The show has become terrible.
But what I would like to say is that over the weekend, at least as we're recording this, over those maybe two weekends ago, one of the sisters was at a petting zoo in Tennessee. Like one of those ones where you drive through the drive through safari. The kind that I've been the kind where I told you that a giraffe literally took my serious radio out of my car with his tongue.
She got bit by a camel. She was like had a camel went into the car bitter. This is what she says. Now, the zoo denies this. The zoo says there's no proof that the camel bit anybody. But OK, so the camel bites her. OK, pretty nasty wound on her hand that I saw pictures of.
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Chapter 3: What bizarre incident involving a camel bite is discussed?
Exactly. Amsterdam figured it out. They did. Yeah. And what was the other country that I was reading? Was it Sweden or somewhere like that? They also decriminalized all hard drugs and now they are recriminalizing it because no one can keep their shirts on.
I mean, you're going to have a little there's going to be a little, you know, you're going to get the giggles and people are going to have to shake it out. It's crazy hour or a loca. People are going to have to shake it out for a little while, but they'll figure it out. And so now the law is is that the cop has a choice. Give him a hundred dollar citation. Right.
And that can or cannot end up in some kind of incarceration, at least for the night. Mm hmm. Or they can call this hotline and a drug abuse counselor or someone associated with it can show up on the scene within 30 minutes and determine whether or not they qualify for further counseling, maybe even inpatient rehab, which just sounds like going around your ass to get to your elbow.
Like, okay, you know, hand out a card or something like that. Waiting for somebody else to show up to decide if a drug addict wants to go to treatment? Probably not. That's just my guess. Probably not. But anyway, you know.
Interesting.
The journey continues with that war on drugs. That silly, silly war on drugs. And that Nancy Reagan, her and her, you know, twisted sister is the devil. Twisted sister. Twisted fucking sister. Have you seen that guy?
Anybody seen that guy? Dee Snider? Dee Snider.
Dee Snider was not a threat to children. Metallica. Metallica was. That's who it was.
He played the record backwards.
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Chapter 4: How have Oregon's drug laws evolved recently?
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Two little interesting concert notes here I'll share with you. At least as we're recording this, I'm getting news that Green Day last night ran off stage in the middle of one of their shows, everyone looking scared like an emergency exit. No follow-up information on why that was, but... Maybe some kind of scare. And Howard Stern, the notorious, notoriously, he's almost like a hermit.
Like he never leaves his house. Some of my friends were at the MSG Pearl Jam show last night, the Madison Square Garden, and spotted Howard. He was sitting just a couple rows by them. They got some pictures of him. Nice. With security staring my friends down, of course. I don't think Howard likes to be out of the house at all. So how Eddie Vedder got him to show up, I'm not really sure.
But anyway, okay, so back to Zach Bauer. Let's do this. Let's get into it. We're like halfway through this video right now. I don't think we'll make it all the way through the video, and I'm going to refuse to do a fourth episode. So let's make this one good. Here's Zach on number two or three of the Farrell or Farrah system he has for bedding women.
Between you. I actually have, like, actually, I think, Matt, you were there when I was filming an infield video. And, you know, I was happy.
I was there, bro. I was there.
Enfield.
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Chapter 5: What unconventional dating techniques does Zach Bauer promote?
I am prepared.
You two are having, because you have these statements that are fun to yourself, these statements that amuse yourself, and that show that you're there.
Oh, good. You're just laughing at yourself. At least half the people involved in the conversation are amused.
To have a good time, right? And because you're talking to this girl and she's already been focused on you, she's already looking you in the eye, she's already listening to what you're saying, she's going to be trying to piece together why the hell you're saying these things in the first place.
She's going to be trying to figure out what's your name, where you're from, why you're... Didn't he promise us a short presentation way back at the beginning?
Three episodes ago. Maybe you guys have met before. Maybe she's trying to place it. It doesn't matter. But the point is, you now have her on the defense. You have her on the back foot. She doesn't really understand what's going on.
Confuse her.
Shock and awe. Yes. Jump in front of her at the bar.
Where are we going?
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Chapter 6: What is the significance of 'statement roulette' in dating?
That she had a smile on her face? She probably had no clue what to do. She's probably completely fucking confused and gave her parents the high sign, like, let's get the fuck out of here. There's some strange motherfuckers in this bar. That is not success. That is not what you said you promised us at the beginning of this was going to be considered a success. You said the openers don't matter.
Screw the openers and all the talking. It only matters that you get someone in bed, and I'm going to show you how to do that. Now you are flouting this town, taunting these students with this... People are running away from your students. Parents are getting out shotguns. The police are being called. What is this?
You are so proud of yourself that you told a student to go tell her, I would fuck you if your parents weren't here.
This is so crazy. Parents have to remove her from the situation. Oh, there is a crowd. We got a reaction. There is a crowd. That's what I'm saying. I want to give you a little advice.
I don't actually recommend you do this.
Disclaimer. Why this works so well. The reason that this idea of explicit.
How did that work?
It didn't. It didn't work.
Just because she smiled.
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