Zach Justice
speaker
1,681 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard 6d ago
Zach Justice’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 2.
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Slang. Read the rest of it.
An absurd flag.
He's a poet.
Oh, I get. Okay.
Why is that like opening the curtains? The curtains.
The lips. I was also thinking curtains like it's over for all you guys like curtains. Oh, it's kind of like a mic drop moment.
Yeah, just curtains. It's over for everybody. I like that. Okay. The vibe. The whole post is shock humor meets absurd rap persona. Misspelling plus bizarre phrasing equals his brand of internet troll flexing. Okay, and then the next one, old TLDR, which means what, Alyssa?
Perfect. So close. Too long didn't read.
Okay, now can you go to... Okay, I'm glad that we... Yeah, actually mock that up. I kind of want to see what AI has to say about this. The light has left your eyes.
What, with your mom?
Why? What does you're going to be on the carpet mean? That was an interesting phrase. I'd never heard that before. She said, you're going to be on the carpet tonight and I'm going to get your grandma on the phone or something like that. What does that mean? That sounds like a little pump caption. Just refresh the page.
Oh, do you have the free version?
Well, in the meantime, should we play that match the mugshot to the weapon game? Here we go. Match the mugshot to the weapon. Murder weapon or just weapon? Just weapons. Just weapons. Well, the machete might be a murder weapon, but we have eggs, chicken nuggets, machete, a lava lamp, and pizza. Pizza was my guy in the middle. You think pizza's the guy in the middle? I do. Okay. Okay.
I think Lava Lamp. Lava Lamp seems like girl number one. It feels like she'd be the only one to own a Lava Lamp. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, put that first girl. Eggs is going to be second girl. And then we're going chicken nuggets at the back. Thank you for the win. We got one. And it was the lava lamp. That checks out. Okay, there we go. But very similar. I will say this. Oh, you did. Wait. No, we guessed. The pizza. Not very similar. You were just wrong. You're off zins. You're rude right now. So I'm not taking anything.
Actually, you're saying. Let's see how you do, bud. Oh, this is easy. Is it?
Yeah, we have a hammer, cat food, a guitar, a weed eater, and yeah, baby wipes.
Yeah, he looks kind of like a coked out rock star.
Good call. Good call.
That's exactly how I would have done it. And we would have gotten it 100% wrong. Okay, so guy number one.
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