Zach Justice
speaker
1,681 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard 6d ago
Zach Justice’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Gins.
Holy shit. Girl number one has the craziest eyes I've ever seen. Those Alyssa lookers. Okay, so we have whipped cream, a flip flop, an iron, a spatula, and a cooler. Okay, I'm going to guess. Number three could get it. Spatula is number two. I'm going to say cooler is number four. Whipped cream is number five. Iron is... Let the torpedo go. Iron's number one. Flip-flop's number three. What? What?
Why Skylar just showed Jared a picture of his ex with her new man? Why would you show me that? I just saw it. Should we go through your ex's thing? And then you want to talk about that? You want to talk about the joke she made? What joke? You know the joke.
What'd I get?
Hey, better than Skylar and Zach. Wait, why'd you feel the need to torpedo me there? I tried to get him to stop. Also, no, I heard you in the background saying, send it. You said, send that torpedo.
I wasn't going to show it. I heard everything.
I was saying, like, send that torpedo elsewhere.
What? You wanted to drag me down to your level where you're at? I've been sad. We want you to get sad. Listen, we were going to be the best buds and have the sense of camaraderie this weekend and be there for you. That's still there. That's still there. And listen, I'm still going to do that for you. Thank you. Even though you just did that to me. I didn't do it.
And also, he's the one that shows me like this. What am I supposed to be? I'm a guy that enjoys comedy. For him to be like in the middle of us doing whatever the hell we're doing. And also, in the middle. He's still looking at it. Why are you still looking at it?
They're wearing matching. Fantastic, guys. I'm really glad that everybody is looking at this right now.
Anyway, and listen, it's only Wednesday. Y'all have gotten me fired up so many times. It's going to be me. You know what the crazy thing is? You start hot on Monday, like just really riling me up. And you know what I did Sunday? I bought you a birthday present. I thought we weren't doing that. It's a small one.
It's a small one. I thought of it.
It's not Zen related.
It can.
But I bought you a birthday present on Sunday, and then since then, all you've done is just try to do the worst to me.
Yeah, he's still on the phone. Oh, I thought that was his outgoing message.
Well, he got you because he hung up on you.
Yeah, answer that.
Uh-oh. Is that D-Dog?
Okay, bye. Also, speaking of your birthday being on Monday, you know what that means?
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