Zach Tarantelli

She's an actor.

She's a writer.

We met working at a regional theater together, both writing sketch comedy.

Oh, great.

Performing at this theater.

So she's the love of your life.

She's got a contract.

Soulmate by every definition of the word.

oh i'm very happy for you zach um thank you is this correct she's kind of into mysticism let's elaborate on that tell us about ash she's a spiritual person uh you know uh has has warmed me up a bit to the to the idea warmed this cold heart to uh you know accept there may be something bigger than ourselves out there yes your sword is eight feet long yes hanging behind your fucking computer

Yeah, your eight-foot raw dog.

She has a very close relationship to the moon.

I mean, she ebbs and flows like the tides.

I mean, she's connected.

I think a lot of spiritual people are.

Maybe they don't.

You're saying she's a werewolf?

So glad we solved that.

Mind shut.

Okay, she'll host little coven nights surrounding the new moon and the full moon because there's lots of psychology actually behind planting seeds and manifesting them through the power of thought.

Well, I actually, I proposed underneath a super blood moon lunar eclipse.