Zack Bauer

That jean shorts opener, phenomenal.

Pizza place, great.

Doesn't matter.

But if you do either of those things and preface it by tapping her on the shoulder and waiting for her to lock eyes with you and just taking maybe a two to three second pause before you drop that line or before you tell her about the pizza's place and you add in a little bit of a smile, think about what this interaction is going to physically look like.

I'm not talking about what to say.

Girl, this is on such a different level because you're not communicating with the words, right?

You're communicating on such a subliminal level.

You're communicating in a primal sexual way where this girl is basically being baited into waiting to hear what's going to come out of your mouth.

And you drop it with a little bit of a smile, with strong eye contact and slow.

System breakdown.

And anything you say sounds sexual, whether it's about jean shorts, a pizza place.

And the fact is, is that, you know, if you know, if you guys have ever heard about direct openers.

Everything is a direct opener when you tap a girl on the shoulder and stare into her eyes, okay?

You don't need to say, I think you're cute and I wanted to meet you.

You can ask her her favorite pizza place because you are being so direct.

What?

I don't know.

You're being so emotionally direct with this girl that it doesn't matter if you're talking about a pizza place or you're talking about, you know, a pool party that you want to go to.

It's going to have sexual undertones.

A pool party you want to go to?