Zandy

As usual.

Thank you.

Should I call the police or go to jail?

People are unhinged.

And they're like, no, I didn't want someone to steal it.

And it's like, you just did.

What are you talking about?

You literally just did that.

I knew a man who had a pet raccoon named Jack the Rack.

That is true.

And he talked about how he had no control over this raccoon.

He was like, I have the raccoon at my house because now I've made my decision and it's too late.

But he's like, don't ever do this.

They love shiny things and they love water.

So they'll go and turn on every faucet in the entire apartment.

They'll go and, like, collect anything shiny, break, like –

electrical things like to take the shiny parts he was like they're a nightmare and so i can't imagine anybody it has that much control that they can like sick a raccoon i mean maybe maybe some sort of i don't understand yeah i couldn't like sick a dog on someone successfully like

Like, if she's about to attack you, you might as well just get right on the neighbor.

I mean, I think these things are very...

Enterprising.