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Beach Too Sandy, Bryan Too Breaky

03 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

8.536 - 11.762 Unknown

On this episode of the Commercial Break.

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11.782 - 16.852 Brian Green

I want to read a few next door posts to you that I've been collecting and we'll all comment on them together.

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16.872 - 22.743 Zandy

We rarely touch on next door and I feel like that is like prime content. So good on you. That's a great bit.

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22.923 - 39.063 Brian Green

Everyone is worried about TikTok and the teenagers with TikTok. Everyone is. Snapchatting, you know, they're worried about 16-year-olds Snapchatting their ding-dongs and willy-hoo-hoos. And Facebook has become a cesspool for, you know, the greatest generation that never was.

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Oh, no.

40.164 - 43.768 Brian Green

To, you know, continue to suck up more billions from the poor people.

Chapter 2: How do Xandy and Christine feel about user-generated content?

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Nextdoor is the most dangerous application available today.

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49.554 - 55.62 Unknown

Whoa. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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60.511 - 81.062 Brian Green

Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green and I'm Brian Green. And here we are the week after Thanksgiving. You know, there comes a time in every young boy's life when he must venture out into the wild and go find himself another podcast to be on. And no, I'm not talking about after the break, which has picked up production.

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81.182 - 94.936 Brian Green

And you can check that out after the break on any one of the podcast players you're listening to this to or follow me at Brian W. Green on Instagram. Links in the show notes. And I'll let you know when I'm going live during the evenings. You can get involved in the conversation.

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95.797 - 123.036 Brian Green

I am talking about the podcast Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, which is a fine podcast that has been doing very well for itself. in this kind of bootstrapped creator economy that we live in. These are not pre-baked celebrities that have some big fancy podcast with millions of dollars and a fancy network and billion dollar contracts with Spotify. These are a brother and a sister.

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who got together a number of years ago and decided to create a podcast that is called Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet, Name Too Long. Now, they will admit that themselves, but it's still pretty catchy. You got to admit. So what is Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet about? Well, think about it. It's about reviews.

143.381 - 167.737 Brian Green

Funny, interesting, bad, terrible, provocative, sometimes sad reviews on the Internet of many different things. And according to Christine and Zandy, the brother and sister who do this podcast, there was actually a review of an Airbnb or something like that. Motel, hotel, resort. And someone complained that the beach was too sandy, the water was too wet.

167.777 - 179.973 Brian Green

Now, that could have been a troll, but it's pretty fucking funny. It's pretty fucking funny, no matter what it is. And we do something very similar here on the show every once in a while with our next door. But these two do it.

Chapter 3: What are the dangers of using Nextdoor according to the hosts?

180.894 - 200.426 Brian Green

That's exclusively what they do. And they have garnered quite an audience, quite a large community. And they've even been on tour. And when I had a chance to be with them a couple of weeks ago... They had just gotten back from their very successful tour. I encourage you to go to beach2sandy.com where you can get all the information.

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200.446 - 217.252 Brian Green

You can follow them on any of the podcast players you're listening to the commercial break on. It's just a great show. It's a great show. I've known about it for years. I know we have audience members that listen to it for years. When I mentioned a couple of weeks ago, I was going to be on their show.

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217.773 - 237.917 Brian Green

We got lots of text messages mentioning how excited they were about this particular collab, if you will. And I was excited when we had the opportunity come along. So I've been on their show. This is kind of like my show, their show, your show. We all got together one afternoon. And now we're sharing it all. in the larger diaspora that is the internets.

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238.777 - 263.966 Brian Green

And so now it's my turn to share what we created together one lazy afternoon. Now, Chrissy was not available when this happened, but she gave me her blessing. She said, go do it. Go be on it. And I did. And here's what, well, not here, but in a few minutes, you'll hear the result of that. Beach2Sandy.com, all the podcast players, I encourage you to go follow them.

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264.166 - 282.944 Brian Green

We didn't do this for our health. We would like to get these. We know you're listening to both podcasts. Some of you, we want to get you on our RSS feeds. So please go over there. I know I have to do my part and push you over in that direction because I'm sure they've done their part and push people in our direction. I should probably go listen to that. I don't think I've heard it yet.

284.185 - 306.611 Brian Green

But I will tell you this about my time. with Zandy and Christine. I really enjoyed it. I had a great deal of fun. It was a laugh a minute. They're great people, good human beings, and they're really fucking funny to boot. And Christine also has a number of other projects also that you can check out. I'm sure you can get connected to all of that with links in my show notes on this episode.

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So as I recover from my annual, traditional Thanksgiving stomach bug, And Chrissy stays at a far... the hell away from me as possible. We will put one more episode out and then we'll be back to the normal course of business tomorrow for you. Now, couple things. You can now watch all the recordings of non-interview episodes, non-infomercial episodes of The Commercial Break.

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You can watch those live on YouTube, Twitch, and Kik. You can follow us at The Commercial Break on Instagram. We'll let you know about 15, 30 minutes before we're going live or you can hit the notification button

Chapter 4: How did the Beach Too Sandy podcast originate?

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button on any of those platforms and they will notify you when we go live. You can get involved in the conversation. We're already chatting it up with people while we're recording. Soon we'll have the ability to bring you in video audio so you can come in and be a part of the commercial break. Isn't that exciting technology? Ooh, space. And yeah, that's how it's going to go.

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371.916 - 386.351 Brian Green

Lots of changes coming for season number seven. So stay tuned. Stay with us. Also, after the break, now pick back up a more raw version of after the break. You go listen to it. I'm not going to make this all about after the break, but you can go listen to episode number two.

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386.431 - 403.91 Brian Green

And then also get involved with live recordings, chat with me, text with me, and possibly jump on with me during those recordings. Follow me, Brian W. Green at Instagram. I mean, at Brian W. Green on Instagram. You know what the fuck I'm saying? Why do I have to repeat myself a million times?

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404.83 - 421.808 Brian Green

Not like you asked me to, but I just feel like, I don't know, I feel like I need to repeat things a million. I'm in the old radio standard. The old radio standard was you needed to repeat things 3.5 times in order for people to get it through their heads, in order for them to actually pop up and pay attention. So I'm now in this kind of

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I have this wheel in my head going that anytime I say something like a phone number or an Instagram address or a URL, I have to repeat it three times. But the truth is, you're smart enough. We're all big boys and girls. We can remember things, right? Brian W. Green, at Brian W. Green, at Brian W. Green. There you go. And beach2sandy.com, beach2sandy.com, beach2sandy.com.

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I'm going to take a short break. And when I get back, the results of a long afternoon. with Christine and Zandy from Beach to Sandy, Water to Wet. I will share those with you. We will all have a laugh, probably at my expense. We'll be back.

464.684 - 485.005 Rachel

Hey, it's Rachel, your new voice of God here on TCB. And just like you, I'm wondering just how much longer this podcast can continue. Let's all rejoice that another episode has made it to your ears, and I'll rejoice that my check is in the mail. Speaking of mail, get your free TCB sticker in the mail by going to tcbpodcast.com and visiting the Contact Us page.

Chapter 5: What kind of reviews do Xandy and Christine read on their podcast?

484.985 - 508.768 Rachel

You can also find the entire commercial break library, audio and video, just in case you want to look at Chrissy, at tcbpodcast.com. Want your voice to be on an episode of the show? Leave us a message at 212-433-3TCB. That's 212-433-3822. Tell us how much you love us, and we'll be sure to let the world know on a future episode. Or you could make fun of us. That'd be fine, too.

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508.989 - 520.341 Rachel

We might not air that, but maybe. Oh, and if you're shy, that's okay. Just send a text. We'll respond. Now I'm going to go check the mailbox for payment while you check out our sponsors. And then we'll return to this episode of the commercial break.

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523.605 - 539.063 Brian Green

And Zandy and Christine are here with us now. Here with me now because Chrissy's not here. Hey, I know. But, you know, sometimes this does happen. She's just the lazier of the two of us. I get it. Yeah, you've been saying that. No, she had something happen.

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539.584 - 542.127 Zandy

People say that about her, you know.

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542.427 - 552.685 Brian Green

People do say that about her. What people say about her is, when will Brian let her talk? That's what people say about her. Interesting. Not today, apparently.

552.885 - 556.011 Zandy

Not today, yeah.

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Today everything will be just fine. Today it's our turn. To that, I usually retort with a couple paragraphs, reinforcing the message that I don't shut up. Congratulations on the success of the podcast. So successful, as we were discussing just a few minutes ago that the commercial break has actually done advertising on your show. And so how long are we into the show now?

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How long have we been doing this? Oh, by the way, for those who don't know, who are listening, and you should go tune in, brother and sister. Yes. So this is how the two of them got together.

590.993 - 596.362 Zandy

So we've been working together since 1991 and 1993, our respective births.

Chapter 6: How do the hosts react to negative reviews?

668.244 - 686.327 Bryan Green

Yeah. Because those are always so funny. People are so ridiculous. So it's usually us making fun of these reviewers or trying to defend these poor employees at all these different businesses who have to deal with the worst people ever. But we end up having a lot of fun because we are also siblings. So we bicker a lot.

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686.467 - 690.492 Zandy

People will be like, stop arguing. And I'm like, it's not possible.

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690.472 - 711.141 Brian Green

Yeah, no, that's I think that's part of the having tuned in. I think that's part of the fun. Part of the fun is that you as someone has a lot of siblings. Yeah, you can understand where you're coming from. It's a debate or argument that I would see myself having someone else. How many siblings do you have? I've got a twin brother, and then I've got two younger brothers.

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711.161 - 715.189 Brian Green

So we're a good, solid Irish Catholic family, almost a basketball team.

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715.549 - 721.239 Zandy

I heard about the parasailing or whatever. No, the skydiving. I listened to that episode recently.

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Oh, yes.

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And your twin brother, you found out your brothers were skydiving with help.

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That's right.

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I am terrified of heights.

Chapter 7: What humorous anecdotes do they share about their experiences?

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And I am as white as I have ever been as they are just about to push me out of a plane. I can't believe I did it. I still can't believe I did it.

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807.951 - 809.093 Bryan Green

You did it though? Oh, great.

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That's so good.

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809.754 - 815.665 Zandy

Hey, listen, we went skydiving because our mother guilted us into skydiving with her for her like 60. No.

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815.745 - 815.805 Bryan Green

No?

815.785 - 842.265 Bryan Green

no that's not what happened you and our you yeah you and our this was i was getting flashbacks i was a little shaky just hearing this story because i can relate you and our mother you and our mother for your birthdays which are both in the summer decided to go skydiving together uh and we do have a younger sister but she was too young to go for me i don't know why you didn't invite me you just didn't so of course i got upset and i was is that real

842.245 - 845.569 Bryan Green

Yeah. And then the next day or something, you said, surprise.

846.41 - 849.454 Zandy

No wonder that story from your podcast really stuck with me.

849.674 - 852.097 Bryan Green

Yeah. Because you've done this before, basically.

Chapter 8: What are the funniest posts shared from Nextdoor?

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And so at least the place where I worked, they really – kind of ingrained into our heads that customer service was the most important thing. And I feel like that's kind of tailed off in a lot of ways in a lot of places. And we also understand that the people working behind the counter are people too. And the customer is not always right. But that was what was kind of banged into my head.

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1298.251 - 1318.377 Brian Green

When I read some of these reviews, I think about that. I go, you know what? The bad reviews... are the people who just don't like the show. And they take the time. Yeah, you can't win. You can't. They take the time to bitch and complain because that's who they are. And that's what they do. And we try to take it with a grain of salt.

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1318.397 - 1328.712 Brian Green

But I will read, you know, 10 great reviews about the show or me or Chrissy or whoever. And I forget all of those. Immediately. The second the bad review comes in. I'm like, well, that motherfucker.

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1328.732 - 1333.639 Zandy

It's like shocking how that happens. Even just as an instinctual reaction. Then you can pull away from it. But at that first, like.

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1333.659 - 1335.402 Bryan Green

But still, it's always that case. Yeah.

1335.422 - 1340.77 Zandy

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it's been it's been a it's kind of broke broken open a lot of conversations around that.

1341.131 - 1360.338 Bryan Green

Yeah. And like, I found the people who really have feedback will email us or something will like actually want to have a conversation with us rather than just post on a post a one star review shitting on us in some way like the people who actually. If you actually have concerns or feedback that is useful, we'll usually reach out to us in other ways.

1360.458 - 1373.612 Bryan Green

But I do find it's so true that there's so many one-star reviews we read where people will say, oh, I always loved coming here except today. And it's like, well, so you finally wrote a review and it was only because you hated what happened today.

1373.632 - 1377.076 Zandy

Truly, I've been coming here for 10 years and today I had a terrible time and I'm writing a one-star review.

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