Chapter 1: What makes Taylor Swift's music significant today?
Good Friday morning. It's a fun-filled Friday. Happy Taylor Swift Friday. It's a big Taylor Swift day. If you care about that, I mean, it's funny because there are some people who are like, Jenny came in like, oh my God, I'm listening to Taylor Swift right now. Love this, love this. Oh my God, there's a song called Wood and it's naughty and it's, oh my God.
We'll have to read the lyrics for wood. See if you can look up wood lyrics and we'll read those. And other people are kind of like, yeah, you know, it's kind of like if it's like if the Super Bowl came to town. A lot of people would be like, oh, my God, the Super Bowl is here. That's really cool. And other people would be like, I'm going to Dave and Buster's.
You know, so it is one of those things. And we respect both sides.
Chapter 2: What are the lyrics of the song 'Wood' and their meaning?
But we are a music station. So we're going to play some Taylor Swift, give away some Taylor Swift movie passes. And Jenny's going to read the lyrics for the song Wood.
Yeah, there's one post-chorus area where it says, Forgive me, it sounds cocky. He amatized me and opened my eyes. Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see. His love was the key that opened my thighs.
Oh, really? Wow, lyrical genius.
But also, what? What? I know, and so that part is in there multiple times, so yes.
That's the one with Sabrina Carpenter, right? No.
Oh, that's by herself?
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Chapter 3: How do audio clues play a role in this episode?
Yes, this one's just called The Life of a Showgirl. The final track on the album is with Sabrina Carpenter, and it's telling more of a story of a showgirl so far, so I haven't dissected that one. Opalite, very hype, very kind of shake-it-off vibes. She's like, oh, Opalite, or something like that. What does Opalite mean? I have no idea. But I like it.
I like the, I'm more of a, the way a song makes me feel versus what the lyrics are.
I am not a lyrics person yet. I'll read the lyrics later. I'll be like, that's what they said.
So I feel like everyone with Taylor Swift specifically, they dissect every single lyric. Whereas I'm like, I don't know. Does it make me feel good? Do I like it? Yeah.
I got you. Well, we can play one of those coming up in a little bit here on KDWB. A couple of things. First of all, I didn't have time to go to the caribou this morning, and so we're stuck. With station coffee again.
Oh, buddy.
And station coffee. If you were ever in the military, you know, back when I was never in the military, I would never claim that because, you know what, that's disrespectful.
Yeah, I was going to say, we're not doing the gopher bit here.
I've had friends in the military. They're like, we don't drink coffee. It's garbage. It is swill. It is thick. You can stand your spoon up in it. I'm going to guess military coffee is even worse than our station coffee, which is bad. Does anybody besides me drink station coffee? Never.
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of pace bunnies in marathons?
Got it. Yep. Know that one, yeah. What is it, Alia? HBO. Yes, it's HBO. Very good. That was a pretty easy one. I don't know the rest of these. That one I gave myself a little preview. Is that Verizon? I think it's Dell. Oh, Dell.
Yes. I was going to say, yeah.
Let me check your answers and see whether it is right. And it is Intel. Oh, you guys. Intel. Okay.
Do you know that one? PCS. What was that? I think Metro PCS. Oh. Maybe. I don't know. No. LG. Life's good. Damn. LG.
LG.
That's like the CD-ROM sound or something.
That's starting of an Apple.
Yeah. No, no, no. Starting of a Windows. Windows startup. Oh. I think. Let's check and see what the answer is. It is Apple, Jenny.
You're right. I was going to say that's what my computer sounds like when I start it.
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Chapter 5: What jobs can you get without a high-level degree?
Okay. Let's see if we can figure it out. It is MasterCard. Okay. MasterCard needs to advertise more on the radio. Okay. That one's easy.
No, no, no.
Everybody knows that one. That's McDonald's. Okay, that's... Oh, easy. Netflix. Yes, baby. Oh, gosh.
I never think about them. I had to question that for a second.
No, I love it because I always say it when it comes on.
When you watch Netflix every day, you know that one. Okay, a couple more of these. Let's see how you do.
Here it comes. don't know that one either she oh i know that i know it but again what do you think it is bailey if it's another phone thing probably it's prime amazon prime yeah when you're walking to prime apparently yeah that's a phone thing because i hear that that's going off in theaters t-mobile t-mobile maybe say verizon i think it's t-mobile metro pcs it is t-mobile yeah
I thought that was Windows. That's got to be Windows.
That might be Windows. Let's check and see what it is here. It is... Windows.
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Chapter 6: How do sales jobs relate to intelligence?
What? But I'm going to say that like from my experience, I did stick with a pace bunny and that didn't go well for me. Really? How come? Because I tracked my miles on my own app and we were running like 30 seconds faster on the first like five miles than what we should have been doing. And I was gassed. I only did a half marathon.
But I was gassed by mile seven and I had to walk and I didn't once ever walk in my training. And I was so disappointed in myself because the pace group was like not going the pace it was supposed to be.
Oh, that's a bad pace bunny.
I know. You guys sound like you're talking in a different language.
We kind of are.
Don't feel bad. If you got to walk and if you see walkers walking. I would say the majority of marathoners, and I don't know for sure, but I'd say probably half of them walk at least part of the marathon. So you think that you're running a marathon, you're going to run the entire time. Most people run as much as they can, but they walk.
Some people will walk like, you know, like for five minutes a mile or something like that. And here's one more thing. I'll give you a tip. If you're a spectator and you're three miles from the end, don't tell the runners, you're almost there. Because three miles is not almost there for somebody who has just run 23 miles.
50 feet is almost there.
That is almost there. That's very true. I'd say if you're in the last mile and they're coming down Summit Hill by the Basilica. No, the Capitol. Capitol. Then you can say you're almost there. Because they are almost there.
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Chapter 7: What are the latest updates on Taylor Swift's new album?
Oh, no. No, they say you don't need to be super smart, but you do need to be persistent, charismatic, and personable. And I think that's like, if we go back in the sales department here at the radio station, everybody back there is like, hey, Dave. Hey, Bailey. Hi, guys. Hey, they're very friendly. Dumb as a box of rocks. Dumb, the IQ.
Dave, don't say that. They're listening right now. And you know what we want? We want them to like us.
Hey, guys.
The sales people.
Yeah, we love you. You know I'm kidding. We love you. Another one, real estate agents is number two. Insurance, particularly insurance sales, is three. Healthcare, but on the business side, these are all jobs where you don't have to be super brainiac to make good money. Oil and gas drilling. Longshoremen. Oh, yes. I want to be a longshoreman. You are strong like an ox, so you could do it.
Politicians.
Politicians on that list? That's sad.
What are they? They're salespeople.
That's sad?
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with a sing-along song?
And my God, it won't stop.
and half-truths, you've got Dave's Dirt on KDWB.
I give a shout-out to little Winston, who is turning one years old on Sunday. Mommy says, thanks for being the best thing that ever happened to me. Ah, little Winston. And also shout-out Taylor, James, Melissa, and Penn. Happy Friday from Kurt, and happy Friday from KDWB. Now into the dirt. I would say the biggest story is Taylor Swift's album, Jenny, from the Taylor Swift desk. What's the latest?
I would like to take the lead on this one because I listened to almost the entire album while I was getting ready this morning. So her first single off of it is called The Fate of Ophelia. So here's a clip of that. We're going to play the full song coming up after 7 o'clock. So you can hear that whole one.
I personally have loved Opalite so far because it's giving kind of the upbeat shake it off vibe.
I don't think this sounds anything like Shake It Off. I think they sound the same, actually, both of the ones.
Well, I think it's just like the vibe of it, not Shake It Off necessarily in terms of like the beat or anything like that.
The energy.
Yeah, it's kind of like that. And then Wood is her spicy one.
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