Chapter 1: What private habits do we have when we're alone?
So I kept it to myself. That's Sabrina Carpenter keyword in five short minutes. Keep your radio on. I got an email I got to read to you about a hookup that had a twist. This person would not be on the radio, but I'm going to read it to you. Okay. Dave, Jenny Bailey Vaught, I am exhausted. Because you guys are practically my life Monday through Friday mornings, I got to share my story with you.
Chapter 2: What unexpected twist happened during a long-distance hookup?
Why am I exhausted? Here's the story. I wasn't meeting anybody on Hinge because apparently my radius of men was too small. So I said I'm going to make it bigger and go all the way to Grand Forks, down to Des Moines, and out to Green Bay. I don't care. Lord. So they just kind of cast a bigger net. Yeah, you got to. So I met this guy who lives up in Grand Forks like a month ago.
Chapter 3: How did Jenny's dating experience lead to exhaustion?
We seemed to click, and pretty soon he's telling me to come up for the weekend. Okay, that's exciting. It's kind of a risky little venture. It's a little risky. You know, he's not across town. You're not meeting over at Caribou for a coffee. You're going all the way to Grand Forks for the weekend. Apparently, she packs a bag, heads on up. He says he has horses, and we can go horseback riding.
It's going to be great. Well, that's kind of cool. There's like a plan. The guy puts some thought into this, got a plan. So I drive up there. I go to his place, which is kind of like a little rundown, but it was cool. It used to belong to his parents. He shows me around. We go horseback riding on Friday. So here they are on Halloween. I guess it was just this past Friday.
Chapter 4: What challenges did Jenny face while meeting someone new?
It's Halloween. They are on the horses. And he's like showing her around in their horseback riding. And that's kind of cool. That sounds like a great start, right? We get back to the house and immediately ran out of things to talk about. Like nothing. And he was nervous and uncomfortable. So I said, is there a bar in town we can go to? That's a good idea. True.
So we go to this bar in town and immediately a guy he knows comes up to say hi. And that guy and I hit it off right away. Like one of those instant chemistry kind of things. And here she is. How far is Grand Forks? I just looked it up actually because I was curious. It's four and a half hours from the Twin Cities. So she's up at the bar. They've run out of things to talk about.
It's night number one. They've still got all of Saturday and Saturday night and part of Sunday. And things are not looking good. They're at this bar. And here comes a guy that she's got some chemistry with. A random guy. So as the online guy is sitting there playing on his phone, pretending not to notice, the other guy and I are dancing. How awful would that be for the other guy?
It doesn't sound like it is at all. He's just chilling, doing his own thing. I don't know. He had this girl come up. Anyway, they're dancing and pretty soon getting pretty cozy with each other. So we agreed we wanted to leave with each other. See, that's bad. But who's going to tell guy number one? Well, she's staying at the hinge guy's house, right? Well, that's going to... Oh, so sorry.
I got to go out and be with this other guy for a while, but then I'll stop back in for my stuff. Well, there's where the change of plans came in. So I let his friend go tell him that we were going to leave together. And the guy and I left together. Only thing was my stuff was still at his house. So we had to ask if we could go by his house to pick up my stuff. Okay. Yeah.
So not only are you saying, hey, guy number one. I really like your friend. We're going to leave. Can we come by the house and pick up my stuff? That is such like a, I don't, that was, if I was the first guy, the hinge guy, I would be so, not sad, but like my pride would be definitely shaken. I'd be peed off. Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How did a bar encounter change the course of the weekend?
And then she kind of mentions that. Guy number one pretended not to mind, and honestly, I think he was kind of relieved. Oh. You would be relieved. You'd be a little hurt, a little sad. Yeah. But you'd be like, oh, thank God. Well, if you weren't hitting it off, yeah, probably. You totally, totally 100% would.
I'd probably be okay if a guy came to come see me and they hit it off with my friend and I wasn't vibing with them.
Chapter 6: What happened when Jenny ran out of things to talk about?
I'd be like, cool. Yes, I agree. Got rid of them. So we go back to guy number two's place and pretty much banged all weekend. That's what she said. Pretty much banged all weekend. So that's why she's tired. Well, we did leave to go to Quick Trip to get a pizza on Saturday night, but we probably hooked up eight times. Eight times!
That's a lot.
From Friday night to yesterday afternoon when I left. I'm exhausted. I can't walk. Jeez. Okay. But I can't stop smiling. Eight times? Blessing in disguise, though. Will she ever see that dude ever again? That's what I was going to say. Is that how it ends? She doesn't tell us the follow-up? Like, have they been... Well, I guess this just happened this weekend. But, like, have they been texting?
She came home yesterday. This time yesterday, she had one leg over here and one leg over there. I wonder if she knows his... Just this time yesterday. No wonder she's sore. Well, exactly. I wonder if she knows his name. Maybe. I'm sure at some point. I wonder if she knows his last name. Maybe she'll write in. Maybe she'll call in. Maybe we can get her on tomorrow. She would not be on the radio.
And I think it's because she's probably a little bit embarrassed, but also proud. I mean, that is a crappy thing to do to, like, abandon your date. But at the same time, I think all three people walked away or limped away happily. You would think because, like, if the first guy's like, oh, cool, yeah, I'm so relieved that I don't have to deal with this. Your ego is still hurt.
Yeah, because you had this whole... It's not like it was just a random, like, oh, let's go to North Loop. Like, no, this was a... Four-hour trip for her, the commute, you had everything planned, and that's your friend.
Yeah, but if he wasn't vibing with it, I don't know. I think that there is a part of you that just would be like, sweet, I dodged a bullet having to entertain someone this entire weekend. Oh, I feel so bad that they ran. Okay, we're going to do this and we'll continue on the other side, but here it is.
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For that huge trip to Los Angeles, and maybe you'll take a guy that you met on Hinge, and you go to the Sabrina Carpenter concert, and then you go to the Santa Monica Pier, and you go down to Hollywood Boulevard, and like, oh my God, look at that. That's Lucille Ball Starr. Wow. My mom used to watch that with, let's get a picture.
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Chapter 7: How did the weekend end for Jenny and her new love interest?
You wake up the next morning. Everyone's horned up in the morning after some cocktails. At least I am. And so then you're going to get it on then. You go out. You get your coffee. You have a little lunch or brunch or whatever. Yeah. Mid-afternoon, some afternoon delight. We're up to four times. Then we get to Saturday evening. You know that they probably had more drinks at that point.
And then they got real rowdy. He was tossing her around. They were doing backflips and stuff.
Ragdoll.
Three times right there. Sunday morning, wake up. One last time, eight times there. Bing, bang, boom.
And all the momentum is there because you're just off the high of like, I want to keep doing this. I want to keep doing this. So that's all you're thinking about while you're doing drinks and all those other things. Yes.
Text messages at KDWB1. I mean, honestly, you never really know if you're going to hit it off with a person until you meet them. So original guy is probably like whatever and glad he didn't have to spend the weekend awkwardly trying to act interested or like they have anything to talk about. And I think that's very true. I think that the first guy was probably like, he's not stupid.
I mean, she found him charming and funny and whatever. So he's not stupid. They just didn't have anything to talk about. Probably all they talked about was like, oh, it'll be really it'd be really fun to come up. And that's once they once they had exhausted that topic, there was nothing else. Definitely sucks in the moment. But I think he dodged the bullet. The original guy. Yeah.
Oh, I think so, too.
Because he probably was like, if she's willing to just up and leave like this, then she wasn't for me. And he didn't have to suffer not having anything to talk about.
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Chapter 8: What are some quirky private habits people have?
Getting closer. One day. Okay, good luck. Let's cover Dave's Dirt on KDWB. Dave's Dirt, sponsored by 612 Injured. Heimer Lambert's Injury Law on KDWB. Vikings win. Snap. Four-man rush. McCarthy throwing right. Naylor. And he caught it! Yes! At the 46-yard line! That's a 16-yard grab by Jalen Naylor. And all you Lions lovers here at Ford Field, where you can head home. Wow.
They converted on the third down, and then that was the end of the game. Some good games yesterday. By the way, can I say the Gophers won? Yeah. Gophers, it wasn't looking good. It was going back and forth, but then they were able to pull it out. They beat Michigan State, and it's just so fun to see the Gophers win because they're never expected to do really well. Now they're bowl eligible.
Really? Yes, they're bowl eligible. That's exciting. Yes, it is. Wow. Something exciting is that pumpkin spice season is kind of going away for those of you who care. And I just want to remind you, you can get a maple pumpkin coffee or a pumpkin spice cappuccino at Holiday Station stores. But those are going to be gone pretty soon here.
Also, tonight, Jimmy Fallon's revealing People Magazine's 2025 Sexiest Man Alive. And I think we kind of were speculating last week. I did throw out the name Glenn Powell. And they are saying that he is a high probability because he's promoting a new movie called The Running Man. So that comes to the movie theaters in like two weeks.
So I feel like a lot of celebrities I've heard, they've turned down that like honor. Yeah. And so, but if it coincides with you promoting something, then you're probably more willing to be like, sure, I'll be People Magazine's.
See, if it was me, I would never turn it down because then every single year when a new one is announced, they always publish like the big long list of here are all of the sexiest men and your face is going to be seen at least once every single year for the rest of your life. For the rest of time. It's probably, honestly, though, something that they, like, make fun of people for in Hollywood.
Like, it's, like, inside. Yeah, it's like you're not taken as seriously as a performer anymore because you're too sexy. I guess. Pop Mart has come to the Mall of America, everybody. Pop Mart is the, it's like a toy brand, sort of like a collectible brand. That makes labubus. And we all know and love labubus. I saw a handful of labubu Halloween costumes this year.
They are the freaky little bunnies with the big smile with their teeth coming out. And they have, these are the ones that make the labubus the real ones. You can get lafufus, which are fake labubus, at different places. But Pop Mart is now officially at the Mall of America in the North End. If you want to head there and get a labubu.
Super exciting. Justin Bieber was doing a Twitch stream, as everyone does, and he's previewing new music.
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