Chapter 1: What painful thing did Jenny get in her eye while renovating?
We were following Jenny's journey of her sanding and mudding her home.
Yes.
And she's doing all kinds of like a kitchen overhaul and she's doing everything herself. Yeah, but I'm not doing it with the proper gear, which means I don't have eye protection or a mask.
And so as I'm sanding yesterday, I definitely got a bunch of sand in my eyes, in my lungs, in my throat, all of the above. And so I was like, man, that actually really hurt my eyes when that happened.
Because it's like not soluble.
Yeah. Soluble. No, not at all.
It's like little tiny pebbles that are in your eye and you got to blink, blink, blink until they come out.
Right.
It's not going to dissolve.
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Chapter 2: What are some of the worst things listeners have gotten in their eyes?
Yeah. Does that burn? Does that burn that bad? And you need to keep your eye closed until you can get to the eyewash. So you don't want to, like, blink a bunch. Like a pirate with an eye patch. Yeah. Okay. Truly. That's the worst thing you've ever seen. And it always happens out of nowhere. Yeah. Out of nowhere. It's shocking.
You're telling me right now that that was the burniest thing that you've ever had in your eye. Burniest, yep. Okay, okay. You've never expected it? No, you never do. Oh, geez. Well, you never know.
You just never know the aim of it.
Yeah, you do.
No, you don't. Yeah, you do. Maybe they do. Oh, my gosh.
The times that I've gotten that in my eye, it was unexpected because it went in a direction I didn't think it was going to.
Were you at a carnival or something? No.
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Chapter 3: How did moth dust affect the speaker's eye?
Gravity played a role. And she won a really big stuffed animal. Yeah, you did. Huge. She's there throwing darts at a balloon and all this.
Ah!
It was unexpected. That's what I'm saying. Worst thing I ever got in my eye? Pee. I was in Times Square walking to the subway and I was coming up steps and there was a guy peeing off the side of the steps. So as I was coming up, it was coming down and like sprinkling in my eye and my face. Oh, that's horrible. It was so gross. A stranger's pee in your eye?
And it's funny because I didn't realize it was pee until I got up.
You thought it was just a little dribble of rain or a puddle or something?
No, but like There's different subway tracks. So I was like, maybe it's just rain coming from the above. And then I looked up and I was like, oh, no, there's a guy and his junk. Wow. So we're so Jenny got like construction dust in her eye. I had moth dust in my eye. Somebody says, Delta, look up photos of moth wings under a microscope. That's why it hurts. They're little teeny tiny barbs.
They look like little tiny little spiky balls in your eye. Bailey had something else in her eye. And basically Bailey says nearly all women and some men. Have experienced that in your eye. Okay, that tells me something about you, Bailey, that I never knew. Well. Okay. Someone texted in saying, bartender here, tequila in the eye is the worst. Ooh, yeah, I would imagine that that burns.
Here is one that says, I am a welder. I got red hot metal in my eye. They had to go in and dig it out. Oh, Lord. Another one says metal shavings in your eye is the worst. I've had it a few times. Yeah, you got to be careful when you're when you're filing. If you're filing, you got to be careful. You got to wear like protective eye gear like goggles.
Oh, I think the thing is, is like you realize it. But a lot of the time it's too late. It's like, oh, God, I should have worn goggles on the phone. The worst thing you ever got stuck in your eye. Katie. Hi, Katie.
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Chapter 4: What is the worst substance listeners reported getting in their eyes?
Just a full one?
No. Those would be easy to pull out, though. You wouldn't need tweezers. You just grab one of the clamps and yank on it.
You wouldn't be like, can you see this thing? Do I have something in my eye?
It looks like a jumper cable. Hold on. Let me get it. Let me ask. You pulled it, and it popped you back in the eyeball. Got it. Yes.
Okay.
And what's the last one?
The last one was my daughter. I was laying in bed with her tickling, and she was five, and she put her finger straight across my cornea, and I had to go to kindergarten and round up with an iPad. Boom.
Now, those are painful. Now, I can relate to that. I was one time playing hide and seek and my friend ran in front of me, pushed a bush out, the branch snapped back and hit me in the eyeball. But that's not necessarily what we're looking for. We're looking at the substance that is in your eye. But yeah, but those are some good ones. We had a bunch of text messages too.
Yeah, I mean, a lot of these are like rust. Don't get rust in your eyes. That's terrifying. Ketchup, it burns. does ketchup okay um i watched a kid tip their cup too far back and put orange juice in her eye a lot of this a lot of experience with this worst thing i ever had in my eye was um some stain and some paint thinner i'm a painter and
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Chapter 5: What unexpected things can get in your eye during daily activities?
We're going to be taking a quick little break on the Dave Ryan Show.
We should come back and do more because we've got a lot of people on the phone. We do. Talk back some stuff.
We do. Want to hear more about this one. What did you get in your eye? We'll do it next. Leave a talk back. We'd love to hear your voice on the radio. Talk back. It's the red microphone on the iHeart app. A little while ago, we were talking about what's the worst thing you got in your eye. And Jenny had gotten construction dust. I got moth dust from their wings in my eye.
Bailey had a mysterious substance she wouldn't name, but she says that most people that have gotten it in their eye know exactly what she's talking about. And then Vaughn said, what did he say? Pee. Somebody was peeing on the subway and it splashed into his eye.
Yes.
We got people on the phone with, this is really interesting because I think everybody's had something in their eye. Let's go to, who'd you say, Jenny?
This is, Kristen's on line four.
Kristen. Hi, Kristen. Hello. What did you get in your eye?
So it's actually a friend of mine. She went to India and they have cattle that are just kind of off in the street. There is a bug called a cattle eye worm that is It typically only messes with the cows, but the dust got kicked up and she got one in her eye.
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Chapter 6: How do different professions relate to eye injuries?
And then you're like, oh, crap, I got to take this out. And then it's just not enough.
It does cling to your eye.
Yes. Yikes. Thanks, NeNe. Yep. Have a good day, Nicole. What did you get in your eye?
Uh, metal shavings.
How did this happen?
So my husband works as a tool maker and he came home and some of his clothes had metal shavings on them. You get those in your eye and you sometimes have to go to the doctor and have them removed and then you're on a course of Eye drops for antibiotics and so on and so forth. It's not fun.
Oh, my gosh. Because anything like that, because if you get like hot pepper juice in your eye, if you wait it out, it'll get better. Pepper spray gets better. But metal shavings, they don't get better. Gosh, I'm scared that I actually do need to wear protective eyewear. You really should. Dave probably has a pair. Thanks, Nicole.
Yep, you're welcome.
i used to work i felt like i cut her off i'm not really sure but uh von's got some touchbacks some talk bags what do you got talk bags i used to work at a jamaican restaurant and one day i was reaching down a big tub of jerk sauce that i guess somebody had just saran wrapped shut and a big dollop of jerk sauce fell into my eye and i had to use like the chemical wash station to get it out and now i have a
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Chapter 7: What unique experiences have people shared about getting substances in their eyes?
No, I have to sit in suspense. I want to know what it is. I think you'd like one. Okay. I think you would. I think probably Mama Rhonda would like one too. I'll take two. Probably your friend Jackie would like one too.
Yeah, you love Jackie. Get out of here.
What?
You creep.
What's the matter? You're a creep. Yeah, aren't you guys going to watch, like, K-Pop Demon Hunters together? Dave has, here's some backstory. Dave has a crush on my friend Jackie. Jeez. That's it. That's the story. She is beautiful. Wow, lucky girl. She's a beautiful woman.
Lucky girl.
And he's always like, what's Jackie up to? And I will tell you this one. You're right. I am a creep. In case you had forgotten. Yeah. Three, four. Hey, coming up on Monday morning, we're going to get you into that Taylor Swift movie that everybody's talking about. So be here on Monday morning, 7.05, and we'll give you the details on how to get into an exclusive KDWB showing of her movie.
What is your don't knock it till you try it life hack? Hmm. Somebody asked the internet, they said, what is your don't knock until you try it hack? Another one said, a couple of them says cheese that's in soup. Now cheese that's in soup actually sounds really good. Yeah, especially tomato soup.
Is this only going to be food combos?
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Chapter 8: What life hacks did listeners share that are worth trying?
I did not know that, but that kind of grosses me out. You're sharing a bodily fluid with a mosquito. Yeah. Buy me dinner first. Don't get it in your eye. People are saying get a bidet. That's a don't knock until you try it. That was the first thing I saw or thought of. Because people are like, no, bidet, I would never. I still haven't gotten one. Get one. Life-changing. Is it? Yes.
I don't know where I was recently, but I think it was somebody's house. And they had a toilet and then they had a bidet right next to it. I was like, wow. Oh, that's like how the Europeans do it. There's an exclusive, specific, unique bidet. Yeah. And then there's a toilet next to it like, you know, like, I don't know. But in America, most people buy one off of Amazon for like 50 bucks.
So you just attach it to your regular toilet. Right. Which is where I want it. I want it on my regular. I don't want to get up off the toilet, wander over to a separate contraption to sit down. With your butt hanging out? Yeah.
I think it's also like a hygiene thing if you're sharing your toilet. Oh, you trip. You know what I mean? That's right. Yeah.
Like all your butt juice getting everywhere. Not the butt juice. We don't need to bring up that, Jenny, but thank you. You brought it up. I did? No. Yeah, you said, what's a don't knock until you try it. I didn't bring up a day as you guys did. Now we're here. I can't win, Vaunt. Seriously, I can't win. I am D-U-N done. You'll learn one time in life, let the women win. Oh, I've learned.
I've learned all the time. Let's win. Dave Zert is coming up next on KDWB. Today is One Hit Wonder Day. Here's some of the best one hit wonders of the past 20, 25 years, this century. Capital City's never had another song. I love the message in that song. If you ever listen to the lyrics, listen to the message in that song. I like that one. Another one-hit wonder.
I wonder if these one-hit wonders make enough money to survive the rest of their lives. You know what I mean? Probably not. And maybe once in a while it'll be in a movie so they get paid like $4 million to have a song in the movie. Here's another huge song. They never had another hit. Do you know this one? And this one. These guys came to, I think, Jingle Ball or Star Party one time.
This song has not aged well, nor was it ever good. Nope. Here is one about this one. One Hit Wonders. There are a whole bunch of them. If you want to go back to the last century, there's a whole bunch. But there are some from the last 25 years. Dave's Dirt. You don't need social media for gossip, rumors, and half-truths. You've got Dave's Dirt on KDWB. Let's dive in to Dave's dirt.
Basically, Hilaria Baldwin is being dragged over what fans are calling a fake Spanish accent. Here's an example of the fake Spanish accent.
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