Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
KDWB on the Dave Ryan Show. Keep listening for the Taylor Swift song. One could come up any time. That could get you into the movie. This weekend at Eden Prairie Center, we have a special KDWB screening of her movie, Life of a Showgirl. And when you hear a Taylor Swift song, you open up the iHeartRadio app.
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of the Taylor Swift screening event?
So what would have happened had you come home and you open the door and there's Susan standing there in lingerie like, hey, baby.
I would have either thought she bumped her head or I'm at the wrong house or I bumped my head and I'm seeing things. Because let me tell you, no, never happened.
Because we've already established she wasn't even there, right, when you got home?
Well, thanks for bringing it up, Bailey. Yeah, it was kind of a it was not a good anniversary. And I'm being totally sincere and I don't want to sit here and whine and look like a victim. But we didn't plan anything for our 25th anniversary. So I was driving home and she said, I'm on my way to the Mall of America with Carson.
We're going to meet Allison and her new baby there, little Olivia, and walk around and have lunch. And I'm like, well, thanks for inviting me. I go home. I take a nap. I wake up three hours later. They're still not home. They come home. They're like, hey, we had a great time at Mall of America. And I really felt like just garbage. I was really hurt.
She didn't come home with like bags and bags of lingerie to like do a fashion show?
She hasn't done lingerie since probably Bill Clinton was with Monica Lewinsky. It's been that long. I just don't understand why not.
I was going to say, I don't blame her. I literally hate lingerie. Really? It is the biggest waste of money. A, it's uncomfortable. B, it's expensive. C, you probably wear it once and then you forget where you even put it at that point when you are like, maybe I'll get some sexy lingerie out. I don't know where it is. And so I don't blame her that she doesn't do something like that.
Now, should you guys plan something? Sure. But the lingerie thing?
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Chapter 3: What happened during Dave's anniversary celebration?
Where did you wear lingerie yesterday?
Well, that's a different story. And you know what I do in my, a girl can do whatever he wants to do. So what are you doing?
What are you playing? I'm like, hold on for a minute. I was like, whatever.
I think that's a common thing. It's like, I don't know a lot about it, but I think that women buy lingerie. The cliche is it's on for like 15 minutes tops. And then it's like wadded up on the floor.
And it's not cheap. Also, don't ever buy lingerie online. Never. That was a poor decision I did once upon a time. Why?
What happened?
Didn't fit. You can't return it. Like, it's just not, yeah, whatever. But no, I think in my 20s, I was like, I'm going to be all sexy and cute. And now as a 35-year-old woman, I'm like...
you get what you get all right i need some stretch i need stretch in my underwear really really stretchy pants so the more i eat the the you know it's loosey-goosey and most of most lingerie is just gonna chafe those cheeks it's so uncomfortable yes you're not wearing it for a long time but it's just not it's not for me and i know it's for the usually your partner more so than it is obviously for the person wearing it but i'm selfish as a man jenny i don't
I don't care for it either. Never have. Because it comes off in two seconds.
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Chapter 4: Why do some people dislike lingerie?
And that's good that you do it, well, yeah, for him, but do it for you too, girl.
I think there's like a midpoint, and Jenny, you probably get this, where you have like, you know, your cotton granny panties that you wear on a regular basis because they're comfortable and great. And then you have the lingerie and that's on the other side. And then in the middle, there's like, oh, I'm going to wear this underwear that has like lace trim. And then I feel like, ooh, these are my...
sexy underwear that i wear on a date or something like that see this is where i think i'm a little bit of an anomaly because i actually really only wear like cute underwear because granny panties don't work for me it turns into a thong with my big ass well no matter what sucks to be you flex it jenny flex it but like i know fallon would say that too like she would say the same as what you do and so i just like straight up tmi wear thongs all the time because that's what works for me oh
Nobody cares what I think is sexy.
Yeah.
But like in the Jessica Simpson song where she's like, nothing but a t-shirt on. That is really sexy. You love that song. No underpants. And I'm not trying to be gross or vulgar, but just no bra, no underpants, just a t-shirt. Or here's one more. His shirt. His business dress shirt. His long sleeve shirt and nothing else on. That is really sexy. I'm getting horny right now, honestly.
Varn, come here for a second. Yeah, baby. You want me to bend this way or that way?
We have a guest in studio and she's like, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to think right now. I want to say one last thing about being sexy. And it's that in this discussion, I've thought of a costume for Jenny for Boobash Halloween era. I would like her to be Princess Leia with the Jabba the Hutt Princess Leia outfit.
You know, that is a very popular Halloween costume. However, I would like to be Chit for Halloween.
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Chapter 5: What are the common misconceptions about lingerie?
I mean, it came up a minute ago, but Star is on the phone, and we're talking about whether lingerie is worth it, whether it's sexy, whether men find it worthwhile, whether women feel set. What did you want to weigh in with lingerie, Star?
Well, the sexier I feel, the better things go.
100%. Yes. If you're not into it and you don't feel sexy, okay, but continue.
Well, my guy is also... A few years younger than I am, like more than 10. Get it, get it. And so, I just, I don't know. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, too, a little bit.
What did you just do, Star? What did you tell me you just did?
Oh, I just bought some very gorgeous things.
Some very gorgeous things. Lingerie. Yeah.
Yes.
Nice. Hot dog. Hot dog.
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Chapter 6: How do opinions about lingerie differ between men and women?
It was everywhere. They would have a little buffet up in the center about the size of a dining room table, like a steam tray kind of a thing, with heat lamps or whatever. And they'd have pepperoni and cheese and then supreme and whatever. Yeah.
I'd try it.
You walk up with a little pizza, a little spatula. Yeah.
It was great. So good. I also have two. I would suggest maybe just like a Holiday Station stores could move into one of those because they pretty much are a coffee place because they have pumpkin spice drinks, maple pumpkin coffee, pumpkin spice cappuccino, all that good stuff. But also A&W, just as for A&W, there should be more A&Ws. That's a good one, yes. Always vouch for them. It's so good.
It's so good.
Jamba Juice also.
A simple... Oh, God. Jamba Juice was at the union at the U of M, and we'd all get a credit every semester on our U of M card, and I would use it for Jamba every single time.
Orange Julius is another one. Every time I go to Ridgedale Center, I have to get Jamba.
Same. I have to. I used to work right across from that Jamba Juice, and I would go all the time.
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