Chapter 1: What silly thing did Madison do to get a guy's attention?
dave's bizarro corner dave's bizarro corner all right madison you're on dave's bizarro corner i kind of know your story but let me hear it from you hi madison hi good morning morning um so do you ever do something that you're like
I think this is going to be a really good idea, but then maybe you didn't put quite enough thought into it. All the time.
Every single day. It's got its benefits, but it's also got its drawbacks. What happened to you?
So I work out a lot, and I wanted to get the attention of this really hot trainer that I always see while I'm working out. And I came up with a plan.
to drop a dumbbell on my foot to get his attention i think it sounds like she said she was going to drop a dumbbell on her foot to get his attention okay so you decided to drop a dumbbell on your foot to get attention yeah how heavy was said dumbbell well i kind of was just grabbing
stuff from right in front of me, but it wound up being a 15-pound dumbbell.
That's significant. That's the weight compressed into a little unit of a good-sized baby.
It's a good-sized baby.
It's a good-sized baby.
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Chapter 2: How did dropping a dumbbell on her foot impact Madison's plan?
But that's not what happened in this situation, which thank goodness. She just broke her metatarsal.
Did they call an ambulance? Did you like get the whole out on a stretcher thing or what happened?
No. So thankfully, one of the people working out that day was a woman who's a doctor. So she kind of calmed me down and helped, you know, get me to the front of the gym without, I mean, yes, I went to the ER, but I just had a friend take me.
He went to the ER and probably spent the next three days in surgery. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Putting the little bones back together.
I think there's a part of Madison in all of us. Because we all go, this sounds like a good idea. Do it thinking the circumstances will be beneficial and minor. And she dropped a 15-pound dumbbell on her metatarsus. Metatarsus. Metatarsus is.
Even if not deliberately, once I had like a cast or like an air cast or whatever on my ankle, and I was like, ooh, all the girls are going to sign this. They're going to run up to me and be like, can I sign you? Are you okay? Do you need me to write your assignments for you? Didn't work.
No, it didn't work. Nope, didn't happen. All right, Fleabag, that's your new nickname from us. We're going to call you Fleabag. But Madison, I'm glad that, you know, he at least got his attention.
Briefly.
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