Greg Fitzsimmons + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
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What promos and show intro set up this Corolla Classics episode?
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Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, Superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics, exclusively available through PodcastOne.plus. Sign up and get the ad-free archives. And if you like the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or just want exclusive access to the brand new podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com.
How did Greg Fitzsimmons describe his chaotic first-class flight and airline food choices?
And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcarolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming up first today, we have Adam Carolla's show, 1440, featuring Greg Fitzsimmons, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop. This one's from 2014. It's towards the tail end of Alison's run. It's a solid episode. Hope you enjoy it.
Good day, Alison Rosen.
Hello, Adam Carolla.
Dan Baldrige. It's a great show. A lot of fun.
At Leave You In Love wanted that from the old morning show with the hashtag Top Drop.
And Fitz Dogg, Greg Fitzsimmons in studio. It's the fall. That means I'm here. He's going to be at the Hollywood Improv. He's going to be at the Houston Improv coming up November 1st and then December 18th through the 20th in Houston. And if you'd like to check out his one-hour special, Life on Stage, it's available now on Hulu. Podcast Fitz Dogg Radio. You know where to find the Fitz Dogg. Website, FitzDawg.com. Good to see you, FitzDawg. Pleasure to be here. So let me ask you guys, I just went into New York for about 13 hours last week. Humble brag. And I was doing a... It's a funny thing, because it was this... It is interesting. It was for Spike TV, and Spike TV is doing their... They get all their employees together and they kind of get them fired up.
It wasn't for, it's not the upfronts. You know, it's not to get.
Like a spirit building exercise? Like a team building?
Like a clan rally.
Yeah, like a clan rally.
The ultimate team building.
Yeah. It's get everyone together, get all the different departments together and get them whipped up about the new season or whatever it is. And they want me to go out there not to do anything, just to say I was there. I mean, it's kind of the ultimate thing. Like, if you really think about it, if you could get George Clinton to come to your cocktail party, having him talk for 20 minutes would be one thing. But having him just walk up and do 10 push-ups and then say, now you can leave, is sort of the ultimate power move, right?
To tell someone where they have to be and when.
Yeah.
Yeah, and there's not really anything to do.
They just want your time.
You're there. I'm sure if I was on the East Coast, they probably wouldn't have needed me. Why George Clinton? I'm just trying to think about someone who you could... If you wanted to really impress your friends... Yes. Clinton, you could give $250,000 to and he would come talk at your cocktail party for 25 minutes. But the ultimate power move is do nothing. Clinton, come to my party, freshen up my highball. Now hit the bricks. Yeah, be the victim of multiple selfies and leave. And leave.
Who's the ultimate gettable guy like that, gettable guest, who would still impress people? I think George Clinton's high on that list.
Everybody's gettable for a price. The bargain guy. The little quiet secret with politicians and Beyonce and bands and all that kind of stuff is if you do want Beyonce to play your party, pony up a million bucks. She will play your party.
I told you that I was at a rehearsal dinner where Don Henley played.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What promos and show intro set up this Corolla Classics episode?
0:00–1:18
2
How did Greg Fitzsimmons describe his chaotic first-class flight and airline food choices?
1:18–8:02
3
What question did the hosts ask mall-goers about the most famous Japanese person and what reactions followed?
8:02–1:04:00
4
How did Ebola news and bridal shop panic affect local businesses?
1:04:00–1:06:01
5
What happened during the hospital gown, surgery and underpants anecdotes?
1:06:01–1:15:00
6
How did Adam's team fight the Personal Audio patent troll and crowdfund the legal defense?
1:15:00–2:08:51
7
Why are three Chiefs suffering Achilles injuries and what does that mean for their strength coach?
2:08:51–2:14:21
8
How could NFL scheduling and replay review change—will there ever be Friday games or a 'replay gimp'?
2:14:21–3:10:15
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