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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Well, in this episode, very funny comedian Osama Sadiq joins me. Also, Adam Yenzer's got the news, and we'll do that right after this. You're invited to a special audience screening of the world-famous K-Rock Doc. We were the first to play the biggest bands in the history of music. With producer... Adam Carolla.
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Chapter 2: How does the K-Rock documentary reflect on music history?
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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, comedian Husama Siddiqui. Plus the news with Adam Yenzer. And now, Adam Corolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on the church. We got a mandate. Get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. Love that about you. Sama Siddiqui. Hello. Comedian.
You may have seen him on the Netflix series. The Kevin Hart series. Funny as fuck. I'll say the whole thing here. Came in second. You know, though, and I never thought about this. Everyone wants to win all the competitions. But if you go back and you look at... American Idol or Singer or Comics. I feel like number two has a better, longer career than number one. Clay Aiken, Jennifer Hudson.
All the great comedians. One Direction. All the funniest. The funniest Americans. You know what? I don't know. Let's look up who won the major stuff. Now, you can't do Dancing with the Stars because Mario Lopez was Mario Lopez before Dancing with the Stars. But... The shows that are like America's Got Talent, I'd say that Idol and stuff like that, number two probably bears better.
So this is good for you. It felt good. I mean, at the moment, it was devastating, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ, like on screen, millions of people not hearing the name destroyed me. But then 10 seconds in, I had those same thoughts. I was like, it's all good. Yeah. The visibility is crazy. The fans are there. And the pressure is off. Now everything you do, there's kind of that underdog indignance. People are like, no, man, you should have won, blah, blah, blah.
And that helps way more than, oh, so you won. Let's see what's up. Yeah, yeah. I agree. In a weird way, when I used to play baseball a lot – And I would fantasize – like a lot of guys would fantasize about hitting the home run. I would fantasize about having an incredible at-bat that ended up with a strikeout. Yeah. Where you foul off seven balls and you hit three that –
just missed the foul pole and would have been home runs, and then you take a big cut and go out. There's something more glorious about that than a garden variety home run. People love the grit more than anything. That shove that Wemby did to Brunson recently, that's going to put Brunson in this beautiful underdog thing for even more. Yeah, I agree.
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Chapter 3: What insights does Usama Siddiquee share about competition in comedy?
Because it used to be a comedian could be caught by TMZ and go, we should blow up the White House. Now you'll get arrested. Of course. Even though there's no way D.L. Hughley could blow up the White House or Madonna could blow up the White House. And comedians... You know, you joke like, oh my, you know, I'd kill myself if, you know, whatever, if my ex ever dated, blah, blah, blah. Forget that.
You can't even be like gay. That was, that was every day. Yelling something's gay. Yeah. That was every day. My mom yelled that. The part I loved about gay is just the idea. Well, it's the explanation where you have to talk to actual gay people and go, I'm not saying gay like suck dick like you. I'm saying gay like super lame. Like you don't want to be that. Like you'd embarrass to be around.
Older gays understand this. Older gay people are like, honey, that's gay. They'll throw it in. It's the newer ones that are kind of, they're not as fun. My, my. The thing that's funny about the gays is when either the gays or the politicians, like when progressive politicians are like, you know, I got knee pads for Donald Trump because he's sucking Vladimir Putin's dick. It's like...
It's not supposed to be an insult to engage in gay behavior if you're a progressive politician of California. Yes. You're not supposed to be making fun of guys for engaging in gay sexuality. They don't know, because they've never been bullied before, so they don't understand the nuance. Yeah, it's a lot of nuance and bullying. You've got to be bullied by a bigger man to understand these things.
Yeah.
I miss, you're too young. We used to have a name. If we made a guy gay, his name was Bruce. Hey, Bruce. What? You're such a sweet, savage Bruce. You picked a name. If you were a big black guy, your name was Bubba? If you're a gay guy, your name was Bruce? I did not know. This is new. We had names, and we spoke a certain way.
But like I said, if you had a big black cellmate in prison, his name is Baba. Crazy. And then what they would go is, you're going to get stuck in some cell with some dude named Baba. That's insane. And have to watch him shit in that toilet all day. And then if you were gay, you'd be Bruce. What show is this from? What did y'all learn from the Bruce thing? You know...
Before the internet, you got to really think about this. There was a rumor that Rod Stewart ingested so much semen that he had to have his stomach pumped. Whoa. Okay. Now, I grew up in North Hollywood, California. I met guys later on in life from Brattleboro, Vermont. And I said, we're the same age. Yeah. The whole Rod Stewart stomach pump. Yeah, it took too much semen.
I'm like, how'd it get to Brattleboro, Vermont? There's no internet.
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Chapter 4: How did Usama Siddiquee transition from med school to comedy?
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Hello, my name is Sachin Littlefeather. I'm Apache, and I'm president of the National Native American Affirmative Image Committee. I'm representing Marlon Brando this evening, and he has asked me to tell you in a very long speech, which I cannot share with you presently because of time, but I will be glad to share with the press afterwards, that he very regretfully cannot accept
this very generous award. And the reasons for this being are the treatment of American Indians today by the film industry. Excuse me.
Hold on. There's like, there's a drunken John Wayne and Charlton Heston in the audience.
I get this bitch off the fucking stage.
All right. So I want to hear more about her life.
The reasons for this being are the treatment of American Indians today by the film industry. Excuse me. And on television, in movie reruns, and also with recent happenings at Wounded Knee. I beg at this time that we have not intruded upon this evening, and that we will, in the future, our hearts and our understandings will meet with love and generosity. Thank you on behalf of Marlon Brando.
We've got to bum everyone's shit out.
It's so good that she's not Indian. That just makes everything so good.
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Chapter 5: What insights does Usama Siddiquee share about his comedy journey?
I didn't know. What a great guy. What a great guy. He's so powerful. Yeah, my grandma was in the Daughters of the American Revolution. Probably knew your grandfather.
Yeah.
Oh, my God. They were there before the Indians. Now, can we just do – let's look at Charlie Hill's act because it wasn't bad. But that's a great joke. I think it's a great joke. But I'm going to go deeper with you. You get up there. Oh, God. And you go, you know, I'm Indian. Yeah, sure. They wanted me to go to med school, but I became a comedian. And here's what happened.
And then you do an American Indian act. You do all the Buffalo jokes. With the same accent, too.
You do the same. I'm an American Indian.
You just do the first 15 minutes of Charlie Hill's routine. By the way, you think those idiots at the comedy store on a Wednesday are going to know what the fuck Charlie Hill is? They don't know. They don't know.
You're going to pull that shit off.
He must be an outside Native American where he was working outside, so he got a little darker. Yeah. You know, that kind of shit. Because his act was funny and it was all American Indian shit. Well, he's only a stand-up. Did he not have like a show? Don't they give those guys like one show if they get pretty popular? It used to be in the 70s, we would give like Freddie Prinze Sr.
Freddie Prinze... was a comedian when he was like 19 or 20. And then we gave him a show called Chico and the Man. And it was like a hit sitcom. And then he either killed himself or It's like, it's kind of a weird thing when people go, he didn't kill himself. It was just gunplay. Like he was just like putting a gun to his head, fucking around and it went off or whatever.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to the topic of voting and election integrity?
And he killed himself. But yes, we used to, if you're a hot comedian, we gave you a show. Sure. But not, I don't know about American Indian. Sure.
It was not that.
We gave Freddie Prince, we gave Chico and the Man a show. All right, let's see if we could just memorize the first 10 minutes of a second.
Dean had cowboys. Jesus Christ, this is amazing. I can't even use the bathroom.
It doesn't have underwear. Hey. He's doing the afternoon joke.
Tell some Indian jokes. One little two, little three, little whitey, four little five, little six.
You can do that. That piss you off too, huh? That's funny. He's a hunky guy, man.
People back there putting their tables in a circle.
He was probably crushing tables in a circle. Is this a store? I don't know where this is.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the lawsuit filed by Karen Bass's brother?
Boom. Boom. First of all, he's fucking funny. Oh, yeah, it's good. I don't know when he died. Freddie Prince died at 23. So he was literally stand up at like 19, 20, 21. That blows my mind that his kid had a whole career afterwards. Freddie Puth Jr.? Had a whole career. And he was smart enough to shit out a kid before the gunplay stuff. Yeah. It's genetic, the gunplay, of course.
It's always kind of funny. Freddie Prince died age 23. Yeah. 1977. Yeah. It was a weird thing. That's so insane. And then his son became this like legit heartthrob look, romantic comedy star. I think I did. I think I was in a movie with Freddie Prince. Oh yeah. Junior. What do you think you were? Well, I think I starred in a movie with, we, we did. He was in a movie with,
That was a romantic comedy. And it was me and Jimmy.
Chapter 8: How does Adam Carolla critique the concept of privilege in society?
And we were like reenacting the man show in this guy's movie. Yeah, sure. And it must have been 2001 or 2002 or something. And it was weird because we would be... I did TV shows. I did Loveline. I did The Man Show. And I would go on TV shows as the guy from the other TV show, which is weird. It's kind of weird, though, because they didn't really do it.
It's not like Captain Stubing from The Love Boat would show up
on starsky and hutch that was the oldest reference i know what i'm saying is you can't take guys from other tv shows and put them on your tv show it's like you're not doing a tv that's of it oh my god all right so sorry wear the skirts go go back to start at the beginning what movie is this from oh down to you down to you sorry holy shit that's Welcome back to The Man Show.
Tonight's topic, men who wear the skirts in their relationship. Let me introduce you to our guest, Al Connolly. Al can't even get sex from his own girlfriend. Pathetic. You're still in college, right?
Wait.
Yeah. It's only going out for a year? No, for a while. It's not every night. What do you plan to do with your life? What are you studying there in college? Well, I'm studying liberal arts, but I want to be a chef. I see. So you're bi, but you eventually want to go gay. Hey! Hey. Hey, you look pretty good, huh? Yeah, I should have gotten more pussy back then.
Yeah, him.
What kind of chef do you want to be? French cuisine. French cuisine. French cuisine. This is amazing. This is nuts, right?
This is amazing.
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