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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Trendsetters, we get to do some pretty cool shit here at Alpha Blokes, and without these guys, we wouldn't be able to do it. So listen up.
Better beer. Get around some God's nectar in any good bottle shop today.
CTC, the arseless hat salesman, and the whole team at CTC have the best range of hats in Australia. So go get around them.
SP Tools, the official tool of the Trendsetter, with everything you need to keep your car guy busy.
Papa Macros, keeping us all on track at Alpha HQ. Use the code ALPHA for $30 off your first order or ALPHA10 for 10% off reoccurring orders.
Port West, if you want to be safe and still look trendy, go and get around Port West. Built tough, just like this community.
And Ned's the book of your choice at Alpha Blokes HQ.
Stay Nedly.
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise... To absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants. Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the cup.
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights from the cooking segment?
Yeah. There was a few there, though. Yeah, I don't think there are. The most structured humans.
No. You've got to have a screw loose in the best way possible. Best way. To get on those animals in front of thousands of people. That's just how it works. Yeah. But lunch was great. Yeah, it was good. We'll get to that in the cook. And they do one thing in particular there that I feel like every place and every pub serving food needs to do with their prawns, and we'll get to that. Oh, yeah.
It's just great. That was impressive stuff. It's such a simple thing, eh?
It's super easy, but makes you major.
And it makes you hate everyone who doesn't do it. Yeah. I'm keen to hear what it is. Yeah.
Oh, you'll love it, Coif. Oh, it's one of the greatest things of all time.
I can't wait. It is. It's fucking excellent. Blew our minds. which obviously isn't that hard to do. No. We're simple sort of rascals. We're very simple poo, and we've always said that.
That's what I've heard you say.
Now, we went back after lunch, had a shower, got everything ready, and went to go check it out beforehand, about 4 o'clock. Had VIP on the dirt there. We were set up with Holly. Yeah. Team Keeler Bucking Bulls there. That's right. You know, met a few trendsetters. It was good to see them. Yeah, we did. Yeah, that was good. Sussed out the sheds before it. That was pretty cool, eh?
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about the PBR Origin event?
A few of the boys are just, you wouldn't even know if they're doing anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then a couple of lads like the Leather Boys, obviously, who have been right over in America, kicking ass over there. You can tell that they've sort of brought back a bit of structure and warming up and technique with them. They're dialed in, though. Yeah, you can tell, can't you? Mm-hmm. But...
All the boys were keen, though. They were. You could tell it meant a lot to them, the Queensland team. They're all Queenslanders. Yeah. You know, that were from Queensland, and they love their state. You could tell that all of them, it meant a lot to them all.
It was a great start to the whole show.
Wasn't it? And it always is a great show for the PBR, but especially they put it on for the origin as well. They really build that narrative and, yeah. It was good.
Straight up, first ball, Boston Leather. Jumped off, gave the Maroon shirt a big fucking tug in front of the crowd and sort of set the pace. So that was nice.
Yeah, a couple of them got rode early, eh? But Queensland, take it out.
Winners. Winners.
Winners win.
Queenslanders are good at PBR.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the upcoming events?
Yeah. You've got to like Clint Glass.
Yeah, you've got to like Clint Glass. That's the rules. Yeah, it's been voted on.
Even in Queensland, do you like Clint Glass? Toby Collins got a bull road. Colby Edgar got a bull road. And one major standout for New South Wales, the man of the hour, the Brazilian Kenny Roger de Oliveira. Very impressive, mate. Finally breaks the warden's streak. Not only takes out the buckle on the night with his other ride, but wins the jackpot as well. Yeah. So congratulations, Joe.
He takes home the prize of, now we need to confirm the numbers this week. It's in the teens. Yep. But a heap of better beer, cartons. Apparently he doesn't drink. Yeah. But I'm sure his mates do. Yep. All right. CTC hats and I think a voucher or a prize that Knuckles has added on the last time. So we'll confirm with Knucks and some SP Tools vouchers as well. So we'll get on to that this week.
Send it out to Kenny. And look, we aren't getting him on the show because he doesn't speak English.
Yeah.
And I just, I'm not, we're not just going to sit here with a, with a fucking, what's it called? Translator. Translator. I just don't think that'll come across very well.
Probably not going to be a great yarn.
You know? Yeah. So, but what we will do, he come over and he lived with Rootsy for a fair while and Rootsy's got a bit of a backstory to Kenny.
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Chapter 5: What are the highlights of the PBR Origin event?
And someone said, that's not a fucking goulash.
I said, yes, it fucking is.
But anyway, just a common term for you to use anything with heaps of shit in it. Good fridge cleaner.
Yeah. Because I had like half an onion. Yeah. I had all this random shit, and I was like, fucking prime. You know?
100%. Yeah, that's what it means. Just don't waste shit.
Hearty, flavourful dish of meat and veggies, says in general sleep paprika.
Perfect.
Yeah. Yeah. Goulash. Big goulash, guys. Yep.
I loved it. It was prime.
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Chapter 6: What winter meals do the hosts discuss?
And we love them. What did I eat? I just fried up some jalapeno and cheese sausages while I was at home. Nice. I think the missus wanted them. I ate them all while she was at work over the course of two days. She didn't get many. So that was good.
Yeah. She would have loved that.
I don't think so.
No.
Oh, good stuff. But we get along with it.
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Chapter 7: What are the latest updates in Alpha News?
Yep. That's what we do. All right, news and sport, boys.
And weather?
Yeah, and weather. Where do we want to check the weather?
Fucking somewhere where it's cold. Sunshine Coast, where are we going tomorrow?
Yeah, yeah, because, brother, it is fucking cold. I remember that, yeah, day one of winter, it literally to the T went, I'm cold now, didn't it?
Well, the sunny coast is good tomorrow. Oh, nice. 17, great vest wearing weather. Yeah.
You are a vest wearer.
You're a big vest guy. That's what they call me. But the first day of winter, I got out of bed and I said to Beckham, I'm just going to get fat.
Yeah, as you should know, it's not a thing. It's got to help. It doesn't. It has to. Something going on, it's like it soaks, lets the cold soak in and then it traps it. I've seen you wearing a jumper when you had extra weight on.
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Chapter 8: What are the key takeaways from Poo's Reviews?
I'm like, well, Big Shitty's telling me how fucking cold my toe is.
She's cold over there, Joe. It's like how fun it'd suck because you'd be fat at the end of it, right? But do you know how we do it? You're doing the weight loss journey now and it's not easy and you've got to watch what you eat. How fun would it be doing an experiment where you had to get fat? Supersize me stuff. Yeah, except, you know, you could eat whatever you wanted.
Then you'd be fat at the end.
Yeah. Yeah.
Because it'd be good to just so I could get fat and see if I am, in fact, warmer. Yeah. But I just think I've worked too hard to not be fat.
Well, you definitely wouldn't be warmer. Yeah, okay. It's sort of like this is what it's like, right? Like, you know, water. Yeah. Like me fish. Oh, all me fish nearly died. I'm going to have to get them a heater. They're just alive. Like they were all laying on their side. Fuck, when I got home, bro. And I sort of put the stick in there and woke them all back up, bro. They're freezing.
I put my finger in the water and it was still fucking cold, right? Because obviously once it gets to its coldest... You think, yeah, that's sweet, and then fucking 5, 10 degrees, this day warms up. The water's still not warming up, right?
Oh, right.
And that's what it's like when you're fat. Like once the cold soaks into you, bro, it takes a lot longer to get the fucking cold out.
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