Chapter 1: What stories do trendsetters share about threesomes?
Trendsetters, the month of May is massive for the ABC with plenty of good stuff to look forward to. The hoodies and beanies go on sale Tuesday the 19th, 6pm. Alphablokes.com.au, limited stock. The NT Vlogs will be hitting the Patreon flats throughout this month. And last but not least, Alphafest, the mateship muster.
Chapter 2: How do threesomes affect relationships according to the hosts?
Sandstone Point, May 30th. You don't want to miss that one. And before we get to Yarnin', as always, we've got some legends to thank. Better beer. God's nectar, they call it.
Chapter 3: What are the potential pitfalls of having a threesome?
Drop into any decent bottle shop and stock up. CTC, you already know, they're the best hats in the land, so make sure you get on today and cop one. SB Tools, for all your tinkering needs. Papa Macro's, the proof is in the pudding. I'm now medium shitty, and it's all thanks to Papa Macro's. Port West, workwear that is built to last, just like this community.
And Ned's, the only bookie that we have a punt with here at Alpha Blokes. Stay Nedley. I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Alpha Blokes Survey?
I need a shit, man. Die, boy. Sneaky little rascal. Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the cup. Oh, fuck it. Welcome back to another episode of Trendsetter Thursday, the Alpha Blokes podcast. And we're here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete head noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts handle listener stories and feedback?
Jogging a can, winning a tin. The athlete's choice, Pooh. That's what they call it. That's what I've heard. Now, CTC, have you heard of them? Yep, the arseless hat salesman, that guy. Yeah, he sells a couple of hats here and there. You might have seen him around, him and his three twins. That'll make them quadruplets actually, sorry.
Go to thecountrycompanies.com for all the awesome designs, countrytruckergaps.com.
Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their past experiences?
You know where to go to make your own. That's where you go. Use the code word ALPHABLOKES if you don't want to pay full price. Let's hear from the knuckler.
Legends.
Just Knuckles here calling up his proper true yarn of the week. Fuck me, I tell you, this wife of mine. Tell you what, her and a newspaper have gotten fucking common. Every day there's a new issue, I tell you that much. Fuck me.
Chapter 7: What advice do the hosts give regarding threesomes and relationships?
Anyway. Right, boys. Nah, just down here. Tazzy at the moment. Legends. And fuck, there's some trendsetters fucking around the flats down here. Oh. You've got to get down, boys. You've got to get down and see the people of Tassie. They're craving it.
Chapter 8: What closing thoughts do the hosts share about the episode's theme?
We'll be at Agfest all week. Yeah. So, no, it's a place that is cool and for you boys to get down here and fucking bring the families. It's just a gorgeous fucking part of the world. And, yeah, you know, I'm fucking bulk keen to catch up with the more trendsetters and more listeners of the podcast down here.
But I can tell you, Tommy, on the dog front, on the old wolf front, poo, mate, I think it's fucking not an Australian name or anything. It has to be something like strong, you know, like guardian or something, you know, the protector of the boys, you know, sentinel or something that just... You know, just protects the pack because that's what he's up there doing.
He's up there on the moon, shine over, protecting the pack. Righto. Talk to you, boys. Love yous.
Yeah, look, I think it may have been decided in the trendsetters group, but we'll leave it until we record next. We've got to count the likes. Yeah, we'll record it until next week, you know. We'll leave it up to them. I like Brung Fritz. Great suggestion. Look, Joe, obviously a frontrunner. Yeah. Craig is well up there. Yeah. Joe, Craig. Yeah, Bung Fritz. Oh, one of the greats.
One of the great names. That can be his nickname anyway. For sure. At least. So if his name ends up being Joe, is it Bung Fritz for short? Yeah, yeah, Bung Fritz for short. Makes so much sense. Yeah. Now, I've got to put my hand up. I've had a mutually's miss at. Oh, you have? And it was a goodie. I've just steered every cunt into that Magic Round was this weekend and it's not.
Look, I was a bit frazzled after the weekend. Come in Monday morning, oh, yeah, Magic Round. No, mate. No, it's not. That's next weekend. So my apologies. I'll cop that straight on the chin. Well, the NRL would be too smart to put Magic Round on Mother's Day, wouldn't they? That, yeah. Well, the fucking UFC isn't. No, no. They grubbed us. I've always said the UFC doesn't care about mums.
Yeah, which is sad. Yeah. I wish they did. They should. Yeah, they should. Should prioritize. Everyone should care about mums. We always cop it here, eh? In Australia, because obviously it's not Mother's Day over there, I don't think. What is it? No. No. It's different. Fucking dogs. Yeah. So they just hate Australian mothers. Can't we all just be on the same day? Is that what we're saying?
The UFC hates Australian mothers? I'd say so, yeah. Well, maybe. Not us, though. No, not us. We love mothers. This is your last reminder, you know, guys, Mother's Day, Sunday, make it special for your better half and your mother, you know. Because it's like your wife isn't your mother, but your small children can't exactly go and fucking line up a present. That's right. So take them out.
Get them to do something. Look, schools are going really well. I sent a bit of pocket money with my kids because they had a Mother's Day stall. Fucking easy. They just get to pick two things from there. You know, happy days. But shout out to all the mothers. I know me in particular, without the women in my life, I would be fucking useless. And that's a fact. Yes.
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