Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Who took a bite out of your lip, bro? What is that? Son, I can't even defend it. It's like, I might as well just be like, I got herpes, because if I describe it, you're not going to believe me, so. Okay, yeah, tell your lie. Yeah, I know. That's a good way to position it.
Chapter 2: What are the worst Christmas movies mentioned?
I don't know how to tell you. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. How do I even get out of this?
Chapter 3: How does laughter gas singing come into play?
I thought it was going to heal. I was putting fucking ointments on that shit for the last two days. Like, yo, please, God, let this shit be healed by flagrant.
No, nothing. Your girl's giving you shit. She's like, put this on.
It'll fix it. I was on stage last night looking at the whole front row like, please, Lord, don't let him spit on me with that fucking herpes on his face. Yeah. So anyway, so yeah, that's what it is.
Chapter 4: What happens during the Flagrant Studio Romance discussion?
His story was that he peeled off like a little piece of skin.
My lips were dry and cracked and I had peeled a little piece of skin off.
Oh, you asked him about the hurt, bro.
Yesterday was way worse. It looked crazy yesterday. He's projecting, bro, because he's ashy.
I know, I know.
Because he's an ashy little YW. I am an ashy. Dude, look at that. He's an ashy little YW.
Look how ashy I am.
No, he's trying to show off his calf. Come on.
Look at that. You can't tell.
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Chapter 5: What challenges does Andrew face with his lip?
No, I'm saying, like, if you rape a male, then you only stop male rape. No, no, no. It would stop all... Hold on.
That's what I'm saying. We have to break it down.
Chapter 6: What are the most overrated Christmas movies?
No, no, no. We got to break it down.
You're thinking about this really smart. Fuck you. So, no, no. You're right. You're right. It just stops all... You could rape a guy, but it would stop all rape, male and female. Okay. We're going to get dinged.
No, I'm still going to murder. I was just asking. Who are you asking for?
Why are we asking? What was the curiosity about? This is a fun game.
In general. Just asking a question. I can't ask questions.
Because you definitely would never do it to a woman. We know that. Yes. None of us here would ever do it to a woman. I would not f*** anybody. No, you can't do it. Definitely wouldn't do it to a woman. You can't. But you could maybe do it to somebody and then protect all women. That's how you got that? This was consensual. That was a good chat. I'm just saying. You could rip a terrorist.
Oh, it's not bad. It's not bad. And then you can protect women in perpetuity. You wouldn't do that to protect women? Nah, I'm sorry.
Really? Yeah. Some grapes have to happen. I'm sorry. Whoa! Hey! That is what this game is, right? Why, would you do it? So we can't just say what's... Would you do it?
Yeah. You would do that to a terrorist? To a terrorist? Yeah. I would. Not even a question. Not even a question. To protect all of humanity?
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Chapter 7: What are the highlights of the Flagrant Christmas Quiz?
Yeah. No grape again? No grape again. Y'all are selfish, yo.
No grape again. That's a bad person.
Murder's worse.
What do you mean? Like, murder is a worse crime. No.
Than, like, a child? No, grape is worse.
Yeah.
I think murder's worse. This is why your moral compass is crazy to me.
It's crazy. But you can just go to some therapy and then you're good at therapy.
Don't try to black out therapy to save yourself. You could, though. He does do that when he gets in trouble, right?
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Chapter 8: What are the hopes for 2026 discussed in the episode?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Throws out the N-word, therapy. No, but you could. Who the fuck said therapy? You could go to therapy, though.
You could go to therapy.
Therapy, all right?
Nah, bro. Come on, baby. Your life is still going on. Like, you take somebody's life, it's over. That's fucked up. That's worse.
You wouldn't murder a terrorist? This is supposed to be Christmas. That's a good point.
That's a good point, dude. Steve, why are you doing these fucked up hypotheticals, bro?
We're just on the topic. I suggested that one. I'm Greg Bateras, no question. Can we say essay or something? Yo, essay. I thought we could say grape and then we good. Hey, knowing the good I'm doing for humanity, my dick will get so hard, son. I am. Really? Come on. Really? Blurping. Yeah, dude. Come on. That's what I'm talking about. You don't have to do this. You can just do tax fraud.
Well, who cares about tax fraud? You piece of shit. You stop all the tax fraud. Oh, wow. But who's that helping? The economy, bro. All these people are robbing us from the tax and shit. Oh, the economy. Shut the fuck up, you white fucks. That's the whitest answer I've ever heard in my life. Fine, I'll up it. Perjury. Okay, I'll commit perjury. You'll commit perjury. Yes.
I'll get a speeding ticket. I'll go in and be like, I wasn't speeding. And then there's no more lying in court. No more lying in court ever. Interesting. That's interesting. That's a decent answer. See, there you go. Yeah, you found a way to be a pussy in a smart way. Yeah, exactly. Fine, genocide. All right, G. Is that what you guys want? All right. You would do that to terrorists?
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