Roasting Met Gala, Last of Us goes Gay, & F1 is IS America
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What rivalry exists between Mark and Vala?
I played with Mark the other day. Paddle? Yeah. Sanchez? Pure ass. What's interesting is Al might not have been the weakest link. Vala wasn't bad. So Vala's still the worst?
No, Vala plays every day. There's no way.
Oh, God. Oh, God. He is going to watch this and be crushed. He's been working so hard.
Why is 'The Last of Us' love story controversial?
I know. He plays all the time. He's on group chats. He's developing, like, paddle culture stuff. Like... And you have a baby you take seven months off and you wipe the floor. There's damage to one of his legs. Is that present at all when he was playing?
It's both.
And he's not even here. I wish he was. Can we call him? Saul, dude. Yo, Mark is talking shit.
No, no. He's full of shit. First of all, I won with everyone I played with. That's not true. He played with Al and they got bageled. No, no, no. He lost.
When I'm back on Wednesday, let's set it up.
All right, dude, we'll set it up. All right. We'll love you. Bye. Bye, Vala. Damn, you and Vala got like an interesting rivalry. What's that about, you think? I think... shifty is not allowed to have joy today shifty we're being sad and bitter today yes that's okay shifty's about to have the youngest hip and leg transplant in history something vol should have done two decades ago and today is our bitter sad day yeah and then once we process all this bitter and sadness we move on but if you find shifty laughing throughout the episode we have to stop the pilot and acknowledge it yo but do it after the summertime don't do it now but Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? He's in pain. He's in chronic pain every day.
Yeah, he's in chronic pain. He's been doing that shit, walking off for a couple months. He's been walking off for a year. He got hit by a car twice, this fucking idiot. He's an idiot. That's his fault. Insurance companies denying, defending, deposing him. Insurance companies. He's about to sue Brian Thompson again. Yeah. Again. He's about to go at him for all I'm telling you. Shifty! No more joy! Can we get a cam on Shifty? Can we get a joy cam on Shifty?
How does Hollywood react to trends in storytelling?
He does have a Luigi vibe, doesn't he? Shifty's got super Luigi-coated energy. Oh, shit, I see it. He does kind of look like it.
Okay, Shifty, can you tell us why you were giggling when I said that Vala and Mark have a little rivalry? Can you tell us that, please? In the most sad, sardonic way possible.
Mark, you remember when you crushed Vala's sushi in front of him? Wait, what happened? We were filming that trailer. video for the Toronto promo and we're all eating out there and Vala said something smart to you and you didn't have a slick comeback or anything so you just took your thumb and he was eating sushi and he was all happy and you mushed his sushi. And Vala went from laughing like, ha ha, to truly serious. So mad. And then Mark... Where did I learn that from? Where did I learn that from? You know what I'm saying? Sometimes you don't need a slick comeback. Sometimes you need to put your palm in somebody's sushi platter and it works just as good. Oh, no, Mark. You've become a tyrant. Vala always starts it. I don't like this idea that I'm bullying Vala. No, Vala...
No, no, no.
I've been waiting for him to have a kid so I can mush this.
Damn, bro! You didn't have to go full Pakistan, huh? I know, sorry. You didn't... He just gossiped your kids. Damn, bro. Why are you going after the kids? Damn. I got to hang up before this shit gets too serious. Jesus, we were just having fun. This guy went nuclear. You can't. Hey, listen. Free Kashmir, bro. I get it now, Hindustan. I get it now, Hindustan. Damn.
What makes F1 the greatest live sport?
Damn, bro. What the fuck? He's a wild dude. He's still upset about that sushi mush. Yeah. Love 40, bro. That's me and Vala's whole relationship. What? You had him love for me? Yeah, just in life. It's just love for you. I'm just a point away from decimating you. It's just Love 40. That is so fun. I was not even here. Oh, man. That is a bar, though. I am going to use that.
I think it's 40 love, though. You're serving, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good point. It's okay. I don't have to do that. I mean, Love 40, it sounds like he's losing.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What rivalry exists between Mark and Vala?
0:00–0:19
2
Why is 'The Last of Us' love story controversial?
0:19–2:11
3
How does Hollywood react to trends in storytelling?
2:11–4:08
4
Who are the real stars of F1 racing?
4:08
5
What makes F1 the greatest live sport?
4:08–7:15
6
What is the significance of the Met Gala?
7:15
7
How does the Met Gala reflect celebrity culture?
7:15–2:05:18
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