Celebrity Impersonators w/ Kippy & Foley!
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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Hey.
It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, Dave Tully, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She's in the garage power lifting. Okay. That's by our good pal Cody Winters on the old Patreon. And I got to give a shout out to Charles Terry, who wrote the one during the being in and Jordan episode. Okay. Which I got flustered because they're both lunatics. Shout out to you.
You are not. Give him a shout out. You are not lying. Yeah, she's powerlifting out there, dude. What, though? Some knee jerks? 2025, she's just getting it done. She's after it. Hang jerks. Hang jerks. I've done that. Squabbles. What's it called? If you get caught, that will jam you up. Goblet squat. You like a goblet squat?
I don't know what that is. They suck. Okay. I don't like them at all. Mike Coase is coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman. Just opened up his third Krispy Kreme franchise.
It's expanding his empire. Kevin James Ryan. What up, everybody? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. And now Spotify. Check that out over there, gang. Look at that. Full video available on YouTube. And obviously, the greatest website of all time. www.patreon.com. All your garbage. Go over there. You get all your bonus content, gang. You sign up now. You get four years of bonus content. I'm talking videos. I'm talking... On the road stuff, behind the scenes.
Ireland, Disney, the Cribs episode, the Patty and Denise episode.
Foley's first limo ride ever. That was a humdinger of a vid we did. Wouldn't fit now. Nice shirt, by the way. Thanks. I don't know why we're entering the year under these warlike circumstances. It's the Black Kingdom.
You also got to get a bubbly drink. You saw me having a diet cake.
Is your resolution for 2025 to be me? Because I think that's what's happening. I want to be bold with one eyebrow. That would be better for you than whatever you got going on now.
That was a little mean. I apologize.
I wanted to ask you this, too.
Yeah, please. I need money. Okay. How do you play it? Now, I think I know what the decorum is, but how do you play it? Okay, let's say you and the bird are going out to dinner. All right, you're walking into the restaurant. Luke, I open this up to you as well. You're walking into the restaurant. Does she go first or do you go first? She goes first. Right. I'll hold the door, typically. Hey, all right, go right on in there. She wants me to go first. She doesn't like going in first.
Take out any of the ops. You need a big fullback making that hole for you, baby. More than one.
A couple of chop blocks coming in.
Okay, she wants you to go first.
I don't want to have to punt it like a loser. She wants you to go first. She stopped, dude. It drives me crazy. She, like, stops. And I'm like, I look like a dickhead if you don't go first. But she doesn't want to be the one to walk up to the hostess and be like, hey, blah, blah, blah. And if she does, she fucks it up. She'll give the wrong name. What do you mean the wrong name?
She'll think it's under her name or my name. This is all a five second reservation. Is it under your name or my name?
Or hey, it's either under A or it's under B. I don't like any trouble at the hostess stand. I like to fucking slide in.
It sounds like you're causing trouble at the hostess stand. I'm not causing trouble at the hostess stand. I mean, like, there's enough events for this to be an issue.
So it should be. I open the door for her, and she goes in.
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