Andy Roddick (former professional tennis player)
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Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Expert, experts on expert. I'm Dan Shepard and I'm joined by Lily Padman.
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Today we have Andy Roddick on. And if anyone was curious who this sexy guest was who sweat a little bit... This is it.
He's... He was very... Go all the way. He's just a very attractive person in general. He looks attractive. He sounds attractive. And he is attractive.
And as it turns out, he's attractive. Yeah, I was absolutely charmed to no end by Andy. I really just thought he was spectacular.
He was very easy to talk to.
Yes, yes, yes. He's not just easy on the eyes. He's very easy on the ears. Andy Roddick is a tennis champion, former... world number one and U.S. Open champion, three-time Wimbledon finalist, and a 2017 first ballot inductee into the International Tennis Hall of Fame. And he has a podcast called Served with Andy Roddick, which is like the best tennis podcast out there. You can watch it on YouTube or listen wherever you get your pods. Please enjoy our new boyfriend, Andy Roddick.
He's an object expert.
Wow.
This is charming. This is me.
Exactly.
Just straight to the sucking up. Waste no time. I never offer this to drivers when they're in the driveway. Sure. I don't know why, but we're walking by. Hey, brother, there's a urinal in the garage. If you need that, it's unlocked. And he was like, oh, okay. He was really holding it in. Oh, my gosh. He was bottled up. He was. He was.
You could sense it.
I didn't know I had that ability, but here we are.
That's like a superpower.
That's a good thing to say out loud to people because you don't think about it, maybe. It's kind of like a dick thing to not think about. And what was that guy going to do for the next two hours?
He's going to have to find a cup.
He's going to prove the toughness and no one was going to know. Yeah, that's right.
He's going to come to his wife and he's going to be like, my prostate's on fire.
Oh, no.
You just saved him from the end.
Also, you just wanted to talk about your urinal.
I mean, I don't mind that people know I have a urinal in my garage. Does that excite you, Andy? A little bit. More than it should.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm going to be honest. This is more bragging because it's name droppery. But he's passed, so I can do it now. But I was once at Ozzy. Is that the way it works? Yeah, I think so. You and I are going to get to talk about our dads as wildly as we want to. Okay. That's the one upside of having lost dads. Yeah. You can really tell the truth.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I was one time at Ozzy Osbourne's house. And I went to use the bathroom and there was this gorgeous black urinal in there with like gold fixtures. And I was like, of course. That's kind of what I wanted to look like in this house, right?
He's really delivered.
That's where the obsession came from then. Oh, man. That was the secret. Really rest in peace. Yeah. But at the old house, when Kristen moved in, I had a urinal in the hallway there based on the Aussie thing. And she was like, this is so fucking tacky and got rid of it. So I didn't have it. But now I have a garage. And I go, that's where the urinals are going to live. Yeah. Do you have anything stupid like that at your house where you bartered with your wife?
Oh, good question.
Oh, I just got, like, my first room. Oh, you did? Ever, yeah. She has me trained well. I have, like, a lounger and a TV. I'm like, I made it. Yeah, killing it. This is it.
But you're stylish. So I feel like you probably have a high standard for aesthetics.
It's generous. I think he's mostly known for wearing T-shirts and shit.
But it's really stylish T-shirts.
Is that a really stylish one?
Look at him. This is it. Look at him. My wife, she's a designer and she does all that stuff. And it's like, if I don't value my opinion more than I value your opinion, why should I get 50% of the say in what goes in this room?
Wow, that's mature.
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