Armchair Anonymous: Bad Dates II
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What are the hosts' thoughts on bad dates?
Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dax Shepard. I'm joined by Monica Padman. Today we have, tell us about a really bad diet. There's a lot of bad dates out there.
There really are. There are a lot more bad dates than good ones.
I don't know. I don't have the data on that.
There are.
I can only speak anecdotally. I've had mostly only good dates. I mean, definitely if I add up the bad experiences versus good, it's very, very positive.
No, but you can't include dates with the partners. This is dates.
Well, they started as dates, no?
You can count those. Yeah. But you can't count once you guys are together.
Yeah. I'm just saying I've been out with people. For the most part, it's been fun. It doesn't mean I, like, want to go the distance with them.
Yeah.
But I haven't had, like, a girl, like, you know, sawn on her teeth at the table or on her phone. I mean, granted, I haven't dated in 20 years.
Yeah, things have changed.
Yeah, there's a lot of phone action. Anyways, everything happens in this. Please enjoy Bad Dates Part 2.
Hard times come and go Good times take them slow
Hello.
Hi, is this Bailey?
It is. How are you?
Good. And right behind you, there's some clues. You have some very elementary stuff happening. The question is, do you like, and this says apples, oranges, bananas.
I am a teacher. I am hiding in our speech pathologist room right now while my kids are in the room across the hall.
This feels highly dangerous and I love it.
I'm so proud of you, but I'm also proud of myself because I almost said, are you a speech therapist?
But she's not. She's borrowing.
I know.
Oh, the room.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before she said it.
That would have been a good guess.
Very proud of you. Thank you. That's what I'm looking for.
Give her one of those stars that are on the wall. I see stars and happy faces.
Yes, there's lots of stuff.
And where are you at?
So I'm in Grand Rapids.
Oh, my goodness. Hey, good job, Monica. You instantly knew that was Michigan.
Of course I know that. It's one of the big ones. And I'm actually from St. Joe, Michigan. I know that... You and Belle like to come through every once in a while.
Yeah, no, that's next to what?
St. Joe, it's by Silver Beach and Stevensville.
Yeah, Stevensville. We rented a house in Stevensville.
Benton Harbor, yeah.
Yes. Monica, Benton Harbor is where we had that most impossibly good Fourth of July.
I love that trip. Right?
They've got like a pier.
On Silver Beach.
I got a little thrown when you said St. Joseph's because I was thinking of the St. Joseph River, which is southern Michigan.
What was the first caller's bad date experience?
Benton Harbor was my wedding, too.
Oh, Wabiwab got married in Benton Harbor. And they're still together.
That's amazing. I love it.
Okay, so you're a Michiganite and you've stayed and you're in Grand Rapids. You're in the big city.
Yes, I love Michigan.
We're closing in on when it's really good.
Yes, it's about 55 degrees right now and sunny. So we're all loving it.
Lovely. OK, so you have a bad date or had a bad date or maybe you've had many bad days.
Are you on a bad day right now?
Would you call this a bad day?
I don't know. My kids are over there. I had plenty of bad dates, but this one is definitely the top. It's my story for all of my parties and all the things that I've gone to. So it was in 2019. So I was a sophomore in college. I was going to the community college in Benton Harbor. And I graduated from a really small school. There was only like 84 kids there in my senior graduating class. So I did not want to date anybody at my high school and my college. So... In my dating apps, I expanded my location to South Bend area.
Wait, South Bend, Indiana?
Yeah. It's about a 45 minute drive. So I figured if it worked out, we could make it work. So I met this guy. We'll call him Evan. I don't want to use his real name.
Well, first of all, you gave him a nice name. I'm assuming you don't love this guy if it was a bad date.
but it could also go either way. Yeah. So we met on Tinder. We FaceTimed and texted for a couple weeks before we met and he seemed pretty normal. He went to Notre Dame and was in aerospace engineering can i ask a quick clarification question bailey because i'm not on the apps my understanding of tinder was that that one's geared more towards hookups it was that was not my intention so i'm a christian and that's a very big part of my dating and my life and everything but i just wanted to meet people because i had a very small circle yeah
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the hosts' thoughts on bad dates?
0:00–2:45
2
What was the first caller's bad date experience?
2:45–7:25
3
How did the second caller's date go wrong?
7:25–11:31
4
What unusual behavior did the second caller's date exhibit?
11:31–14:13
5
What was the awkward moment involving a list on the first date?
14:13–18:06
6
How did the second caller feel during the movie date?
18:06–22:44
7
What happened when the second caller tried to leave the date?
22:44–55:37