Mom's Car: Jackie Tohn
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hello and welcome to mom's car today one of my friends Jackie tone is on Jackie is an incredible singer she's a comedian she's also a great actor you would have definitely seen her on glow and of course nobody wants us but everyone wants us and everybody wants to hang out with Jackie tone what a party she is her and Aaron and I We got it done. Please enjoy Jackie Tone. Checking Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance is smart. Unfortunately, not checking that your sunroof is closed before going through the car wash is not smart. Yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary subject to terms, conditions, and availability.
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except all that. Look, I jinxed ourselves in a good way. Oh, here we go. Hang on tight.
Kristen's car has never been driven like this. I've been in this car a thousand times. I've never taken that car to ride. I'm going to say that right now.
This thing is really more capable than meets the eye. This is a high performance shit box.
Wow. Did you pop three AAA batteries in the back of this bitch and she just goes...
Are you in a full electric? No, no.
No, I pussed out. Everything scares me. All the fires scared me. Us losing power scared me. Not that you'd be able to get gas any easier if the world ended. I just got a gas car.
When people are getting evacuated from the Palisades and I was like, well, conceivably there's not a hotel within 60 miles that has vacancy because everyone's leaving. What are these people that had like 30 mile charge on their car?
No, there were multiple people stuck in the Palisades.
I saw some news story. Now that would have been a good time to be Ubering.
Thank you.
Uber Eats. They were very hungry.
But people were like flagging other cars down and they were like, we have an electric car. Can you get us out of here?
Right. Oh, look at this. Oh, there we are. Fish and chips.
Or is it boba meat?
Can I tell you what's already been fun about this? There's a lot of hidden restaurants in our neighborhood.
And we only killed two people trying to learn violin.
Yes.
A mother and a daughter. Of the many people that would be sympathetic to kill, yeah, a couple people trying to learn violins.
Okay, just some sweet angels with backpacks holding violins.
Because you're not learning to play the violin to get pussy. No, no, no, that's right. Or dawn. Especially if you're a mother and daughter. You know, you're not in it for the money. You're in it for the art.
This has to be the quickest this person's food would ever get to them. We were 50 feet away from this. Next time I might have to go in, Aaron already got it.
Yeah, he's fucking fast. Look at him.
Dude, he's already secured the fucking chicken.
That's gold. Now we're going to hand up. Okay, so the system is Aaron picks up and I deliver. Oh, wait, ad delivery? Except?
Oh, yeah, except that shit. Oh, we're going to El Colo Loco. Oh, fuck yeah.
That's easy peasy.
Am I a good looker?
You're an incredible good looker. We've made more today already.
We're not saying the name of the place we picked up from, right? Correct. Okay, so I will say out loud that it smells like someone opened their asshole door.
Into my throat. Into the back of my throat.
Yeah, someone got stanker.
Am I wrong?
No, it stinks.
Are you going to be able to handle it?
It smells so bad.
They got the hot shit stir fry. I'm so afraid what's in that order.
I'm like, is that fish?
My mind goes straight to fish, but maybe there's like some undulate feed in there. Vomit.
You know what it could be also, though? When you cook broccoli, it sort of smells like an absolute fart hole.
I don't know how to say this gently, but I forgot to factor in you. I didn't think, like, maybe the food stink will be too much for Jackie. But now that we're here, I'm like, I'm a little nervous. I will, though, just to comfort you, that's the worst smelling item we've ever had.
It is, it is.
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